How many dykes does it take to shave a pussy?
Sooooooo my friend decided to shave her cat last night, partially because of me. You see I kind of dyed her cat's hair a few months ago and he is still pink and blue, VERY CUTE!!!!! :) My friend thought it would be cute to cut his hair so that he would look like a lion. Anyways...When I got home from work my friend ran out to greet me, she was trippin out OMG nadia you have to see this!!! Go look in the bathroom. I was interested to se what all the excitment was about so I popped my head into the bathroom to find a crowd of lesbians and a partially shaved cat with a sock on his head. The poor thing looked sooooooo pathetic, it was adorable! LMAO!!!! Anywho, the crowd eventually disepated and it was just my friend and I in the bathroom with the im sure, violated feeling cat. I was holding his legs while she shaved his belly and back and tail until he really did look like a minature lion. Fucking cute thats all I can say!!!!! He did pretty well considering...:) The hard part was giving him a bath. I look like a fuckin 14 year old cuter!!! Note to self that cat has not been declawed!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Just thought I'd share a humorous tidbit from my evening.