Ok, Livejournal, LET'S DO THIS!
Yo. So some stuff has happened since we last spoke. My phone is totally f'd, so if you want to call me, you'll have to call 707 678 1143, and do it before 10pm. I dyed my hair back to it's natural color. Maybe it's a little darker. I'll put some posties up. I got a job being a karaoke dj at Dawson's on Tuesday nights, starting the first Tuesday of November. You should come, I hear it's going to be off the *chain* or something.
I don't think I'm going to go to Luke's Lounge anymore.
(1) Although I thoroughly enjoy never having to buy my own drinks, I thoroughly dislike being sexually harassed. Just because I have all my teeths and I probably look more kept than most other females that come into that bar doesn't mean I like getting attention from YOU. I constantly have to tell people that Jeremiah is my boyfriend so people will leave me alone. Luckily he goes along with it. haha.
(2) Lately weird people have been trying to start arguments with me over stupid things. Last night this weird redneck dood in shorts came up to Lydia, Jessica and I and said, "hey, do you guys have any pot?" but they way he said "pot" was really weird. Honestly, I probably gave him a weird look, I said, "haha, pot? no, we don't have any *pot*" (I said pot the way he said pot) and he got all HYPHY and was like, "well, that's ok!! The worst thing you could have said was 'no'!" And I said something along the lines (totally in a sarcastic voice, I was obviously just KIDDING) "no, the worst thing you could have said was that you were a cop" MEANING THAT IF HE WAS A COP AND WE HAD POT THEN WE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN TROUBLE - DO YOU SEE THE PARALLEL???? Well apparently doodbro didn't see the parallel and got all up in my face and said, "There's no way that YOU could be a cop!!!!" At first I didn't even think anything of it, because who cares whether or not I COULD be a cop? Then he sat there for a minute, meanwhile I was talking to Jeremiah and we were all laughing about something totally unrelated to the whole pot/cop thing. Then guy got all red-faced and said, "IF YOU'RE A COP, THEN WHERE'S YOUR BADGE??? IF YOU WERE A COP THEN YOU'D HAVE A GUN! ALL COPS HAVE GUNS!" to which I replied, "who cares? Why are you making a big deal out if it, it's over, right?" then he said, "WELL I DON'T SEE HOW SOMEONE LIKE YOU COULD BE A COP!!! I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN BE A COP" and he's chuckling a little bit. I said, "Why do you even care whether or not I'm a cop? Why are you making a big deal? No one cares?!!!" to which he replied "HAHA YOU could NEVER be a cop!!!" It made me mad, because WHO CARES?? So I said back to him, "well there's no way that YOU could ever be COOL! Fuck off asshole," and then I started walking out the door. As I was walking out he yelled, "HAVE FUN WEARING BLACK THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!" So I yelled back, "HAVE FUN BEING AN ASSHOLE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! PS, NICE SHORTS, BONER! OH WAIT, THOSE K-SWISSES ARE PRETTY COOL TOO!" and we left.
WHAT???
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm never going to Luke's Lounge again. This happens too much. And it's weird too because I have a really good sense of humor and I'm usually pretty good at steering people away from fights and I'm usually reallly REALLY nice to people. I guess I just don't like taking that kind of shit anymore. Last week I yelled at this guy for sexually harassing Tina and I (IN FRONT OF TINA'S BOYFRIEND!) I just don't understand how people think it's cool to talk to women like that...
Jeremiah wearing my scarf and being called gay for it.
Jessica, Lori, Me.
I don't think I'm going to go to Luke's Lounge anymore.
(1) Although I thoroughly enjoy never having to buy my own drinks, I thoroughly dislike being sexually harassed. Just because I have all my teeths and I probably look more kept than most other females that come into that bar doesn't mean I like getting attention from YOU. I constantly have to tell people that Jeremiah is my boyfriend so people will leave me alone. Luckily he goes along with it. haha.
(2) Lately weird people have been trying to start arguments with me over stupid things. Last night this weird redneck dood in shorts came up to Lydia, Jessica and I and said, "hey, do you guys have any pot?" but they way he said "pot" was really weird. Honestly, I probably gave him a weird look, I said, "haha, pot? no, we don't have any *pot*" (I said pot the way he said pot) and he got all HYPHY and was like, "well, that's ok!! The worst thing you could have said was 'no'!" And I said something along the lines (totally in a sarcastic voice, I was obviously just KIDDING) "no, the worst thing you could have said was that you were a cop" MEANING THAT IF HE WAS A COP AND WE HAD POT THEN WE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN TROUBLE - DO YOU SEE THE PARALLEL???? Well apparently doodbro didn't see the parallel and got all up in my face and said, "There's no way that YOU could be a cop!!!!" At first I didn't even think anything of it, because who cares whether or not I COULD be a cop? Then he sat there for a minute, meanwhile I was talking to Jeremiah and we were all laughing about something totally unrelated to the whole pot/cop thing. Then guy got all red-faced and said, "IF YOU'RE A COP, THEN WHERE'S YOUR BADGE??? IF YOU WERE A COP THEN YOU'D HAVE A GUN! ALL COPS HAVE GUNS!" to which I replied, "who cares? Why are you making a big deal out if it, it's over, right?" then he said, "WELL I DON'T SEE HOW SOMEONE LIKE YOU COULD BE A COP!!! I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN BE A COP" and he's chuckling a little bit. I said, "Why do you even care whether or not I'm a cop? Why are you making a big deal? No one cares?!!!" to which he replied "HAHA YOU could NEVER be a cop!!!" It made me mad, because WHO CARES?? So I said back to him, "well there's no way that YOU could ever be COOL! Fuck off asshole," and then I started walking out the door. As I was walking out he yelled, "HAVE FUN WEARING BLACK THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!" So I yelled back, "HAVE FUN BEING AN ASSHOLE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! PS, NICE SHORTS, BONER! OH WAIT, THOSE K-SWISSES ARE PRETTY COOL TOO!" and we left.
WHAT???
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm never going to Luke's Lounge again. This happens too much. And it's weird too because I have a really good sense of humor and I'm usually pretty good at steering people away from fights and I'm usually reallly REALLY nice to people. I guess I just don't like taking that kind of shit anymore. Last week I yelled at this guy for sexually harassing Tina and I (IN FRONT OF TINA'S BOYFRIEND!) I just don't understand how people think it's cool to talk to women like that...
Jeremiah wearing my scarf and being called gay for it.
Jessica, Lori, Me.