Snakes on a Plane Haiku by Duncan Burris
Prepare for landing.
OH SHIT! SNAKES IN THE COCKPIT!
Get these things off me!
The plane is now ours!
Oh, mine is an evil laugh!
Fear my snake jihad!
Where are those damn snakes?
I am Dectective Jackson!
SNAKES, mother fucker!
Fasten your seatbelts.
Wait, snakes in the storage bins?!
Ahh! Oh god, venom!
That snake is my friend.
He is not an evil snake.
Fight the terrorists!
You will never win!
My snakes have bombs in their brains!
Victory is MINE!
I caught all your snakes!
Taste the Black Sperm of Vengeance!
Die, motherfucker!
OH SHIT! SNAKES IN THE COCKPIT!
Get these things off me!
The plane is now ours!
Oh, mine is an evil laugh!
Fear my snake jihad!
Where are those damn snakes?
I am Dectective Jackson!
SNAKES, mother fucker!
Fasten your seatbelts.
Wait, snakes in the storage bins?!
Ahh! Oh god, venom!
That snake is my friend.
He is not an evil snake.
Fight the terrorists!
You will never win!
My snakes have bombs in their brains!
Victory is MINE!
I caught all your snakes!
Taste the Black Sperm of Vengeance!
Die, motherfucker!