Stolen from pretty much everyone...
Rules:Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box and then write the FIRST definition it gives you!
1.What is your name? Christopher
Means Christ-bearer, only cool people are called Christopher
Christopher is well cool
2. Your age? 19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
"The whole fucking world has gone 19.".
3. One of your friends? Jared
1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create
Jared is the best
I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well
My wife is screwing Jared
4. What should you be doing? Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
5. Favorite color? Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
" I own a black car. "
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
"A black person stole my car."
6. Hometown? Staten Island (this is gonna be long)
The forgotten Borough where you've gotten into arguments with people who think Long Island is the fifth borough. You refer to Manhattan as 'the city'. You call the ferry "the boat". You can name all four bridges. Denino's Pizza and Ralph's Ices are the best summertime treats ---and you will wait on line for 45 minutes just for a vanilla chip ice! You've gone sledding at Latourette. There is only one mall... and it's called 'the mall.' It takes you a half hour to get to your friend's house... and they live less than a mile away. You know it's Prince's Bay, not Princess Bay. You would never swim in the water here. At least one of your relatives is fluent in Italian.
You or someone you know has more than one matching velour sweat suits in their closet. You can smell the dump from your house but you're so used to the smell that you don't notice it anymore. You've gotten into a screaming match over a parking spot. Someone you know has a lifetime membership to Tanning Loft. Everyone you know claims to be 'connected.' You've hung out in a parking lot. You know the difference between Richmond Rd., Richmond Ave., and Richmond Terrace. You know that 'Mike' owns all the good diners. You refer to every highway on the island as 'The Expressway.' You've been cut off by a souped up Honda Accord with earth shaking bass playing. You have chased someone for cutting you off just to give them the finger. A development of townhouses has recently sprung up in your neighborhood. The shocks in your car are shot because you hit pot holes every 2 feet. You have the need to look at the people in the car next to you when stopped at a red light to see if it someone you know. You know never to walk on South Beaches sand with out Shoes. You've seen Method Man in the Mall at least once. The Monastery and Sea View aren't scary, just another place to drink. You own a North Face jacket. Everybody and their mother has a Nextel. You wave at the weird leg guy when you pass the North Shore, and sometimes he waves back.
In Staten Island even the guys get their eyebrows waxed.(sadly, it's all true)
7. Month of your birthday? April
a female of wise words. Often regarded as a "panda" person. These types of females are very energetic and friendly, and when you see these types of girls down, you feel down too.
hey, dont feel so down. Thats not very april of you.
8. Last person you talked to? Matthew
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush
9. What did you eat last? Cheeseburger
An American-style entree consisting of a patty of grilled, fried, or seared ground beef topped by a slice of cheese, wrapped with two halves of a bun. Common cheeses include American, Cheddar, and Pepper Jack. Buns are generally of the White, Potatoe, or Sesame variety.
Two cheeseburgers and a large coke, your total is two thirty-four. Please pull to the second window.
10. Your nickname?
Nabisco
Slang term for teh center of the interweb universe. See: NASIOC.
"there's a nice set of knobs for sale on nabisco's classifieds!"
Bisco
of or pertaining to the Disco Biscuits.
going to a bisco show
man im addicted to that bisco crack
1.What is your name? Christopher
Means Christ-bearer, only cool people are called Christopher
Christopher is well cool
2. Your age? 19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
"The whole fucking world has gone 19.".
3. One of your friends? Jared
1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create
Jared is the best
I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well
My wife is screwing Jared
4. What should you be doing? Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
5. Favorite color? Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
" I own a black car. "
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
"A black person stole my car."
6. Hometown? Staten Island (this is gonna be long)
The forgotten Borough where you've gotten into arguments with people who think Long Island is the fifth borough. You refer to Manhattan as 'the city'. You call the ferry "the boat". You can name all four bridges. Denino's Pizza and Ralph's Ices are the best summertime treats ---and you will wait on line for 45 minutes just for a vanilla chip ice! You've gone sledding at Latourette. There is only one mall... and it's called 'the mall.' It takes you a half hour to get to your friend's house... and they live less than a mile away. You know it's Prince's Bay, not Princess Bay. You would never swim in the water here. At least one of your relatives is fluent in Italian.
You or someone you know has more than one matching velour sweat suits in their closet. You can smell the dump from your house but you're so used to the smell that you don't notice it anymore. You've gotten into a screaming match over a parking spot. Someone you know has a lifetime membership to Tanning Loft. Everyone you know claims to be 'connected.' You've hung out in a parking lot. You know the difference between Richmond Rd., Richmond Ave., and Richmond Terrace. You know that 'Mike' owns all the good diners. You refer to every highway on the island as 'The Expressway.' You've been cut off by a souped up Honda Accord with earth shaking bass playing. You have chased someone for cutting you off just to give them the finger. A development of townhouses has recently sprung up in your neighborhood. The shocks in your car are shot because you hit pot holes every 2 feet. You have the need to look at the people in the car next to you when stopped at a red light to see if it someone you know. You know never to walk on South Beaches sand with out Shoes. You've seen Method Man in the Mall at least once. The Monastery and Sea View aren't scary, just another place to drink. You own a North Face jacket. Everybody and their mother has a Nextel. You wave at the weird leg guy when you pass the North Shore, and sometimes he waves back.
In Staten Island even the guys get their eyebrows waxed.(sadly, it's all true)
7. Month of your birthday? April
a female of wise words. Often regarded as a "panda" person. These types of females are very energetic and friendly, and when you see these types of girls down, you feel down too.
hey, dont feel so down. Thats not very april of you.
8. Last person you talked to? Matthew
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush
9. What did you eat last? Cheeseburger
An American-style entree consisting of a patty of grilled, fried, or seared ground beef topped by a slice of cheese, wrapped with two halves of a bun. Common cheeses include American, Cheddar, and Pepper Jack. Buns are generally of the White, Potatoe, or Sesame variety.
Two cheeseburgers and a large coke, your total is two thirty-four. Please pull to the second window.
10. Your nickname?
Nabisco
Slang term for teh center of the interweb universe. See: NASIOC.
"there's a nice set of knobs for sale on nabisco's classifieds!"
Bisco
of or pertaining to the Disco Biscuits.
going to a bisco show
man im addicted to that bisco crack