some pressing questions [gaming, assassin's creed, dragon age, public post]
Some Pressing Questions About Gaming.
1) Assassin's Creed 1 takes place during the middle ages in the middle east. Why is the modern Turkish flag all over the countryside?
2) What's with the random saddled horses that are untended all over the countryside? There's too many fully-saddled, fully-trained horses in this game.
3) Why is Jerusalem so buggy? I mean, I understand that it's Jerusalem and Jerusalem in every single incarnation is always buggy, but why is it buggy after it's taken me a couple of hours to get there because the guards keep chasing me away from it and therefore crashes?
4) Speaking of, why do the guards keep chasing me? I haven't done anything! I'm just riding around on my horse, trying to get to Jerusalem, just like every other person that's going to Jerusalem/Damascus/Acre/Masyaf/whatever. WHY CHASE ME??
5) Why is Altair such an ass?
6) Speaking of Altair, shouldn't his name be Attair? Al+Tair = Attair.
7) Why do I need to get to AC: Brotherhood in order to get my baby assassins? :(
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Now, on to Dragon Age 2:
1) The hell did I manage to get into an accidental romance with Anders?? Man, the guy's pushy. I wanted Merrill. She's really sweet.
2) If I ever have a she-cat, I will call her Flemeth. If I ever have a he-cat, I will name him Pounce-a-Lot.
3) My party has got to be the most awkward party possible in the game. It consists of me, Merrill, Anders and Fenris.
Fenris is terrified of mages and despises them, and thinks they should be Safely Contained -- something neither Merrill or Anders agree with, since they're mages.
Anders is a hypocritical abomination who chews Merrill out for doing something more taboo than he has, but with less disastrous results. Merrill thinks Fenris should appreciate his elfish heritage more than he does. Fenris thinks that Merrill is a clueless snob. Anders thinks that Merrill is clueless. Merrill KNOWS Anders is clueless.
The party banter at this point feels more like the prelude to this huge fight instead of something entertaining. /o\
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1) Assassin's Creed 1 takes place during the middle ages in the middle east. Why is the modern Turkish flag all over the countryside?
2) What's with the random saddled horses that are untended all over the countryside? There's too many fully-saddled, fully-trained horses in this game.
3) Why is Jerusalem so buggy? I mean, I understand that it's Jerusalem and Jerusalem in every single incarnation is always buggy, but why is it buggy after it's taken me a couple of hours to get there because the guards keep chasing me away from it and therefore crashes?
4) Speaking of, why do the guards keep chasing me? I haven't done anything! I'm just riding around on my horse, trying to get to Jerusalem, just like every other person that's going to Jerusalem/Damascus/Acre/Masyaf/whatever. WHY CHASE ME??
5) Why is Altair such an ass?
6) Speaking of Altair, shouldn't his name be Attair? Al+Tair = Attair.
7) Why do I need to get to AC: Brotherhood in order to get my baby assassins? :(
---
Now, on to Dragon Age 2:
1) The hell did I manage to get into an accidental romance with Anders?? Man, the guy's pushy. I wanted Merrill. She's really sweet.
2) If I ever have a she-cat, I will call her Flemeth. If I ever have a he-cat, I will name him Pounce-a-Lot.
3) My party has got to be the most awkward party possible in the game. It consists of me, Merrill, Anders and Fenris.
Fenris is terrified of mages and despises them, and thinks they should be Safely Contained -- something neither Merrill or Anders agree with, since they're mages.
Anders is a hypocritical abomination who chews Merrill out for doing something more taboo than he has, but with less disastrous results. Merrill thinks Fenris should appreciate his elfish heritage more than he does. Fenris thinks that Merrill is a clueless snob. Anders thinks that Merrill is clueless. Merrill KNOWS Anders is clueless.
The party banter at this point feels more like the prelude to this huge fight instead of something entertaining. /o\
|Meduza|
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