|Meduza| woes [public entry, psa, random]
Now seems like a good time to write this entry. I kept putting it off these last few days in the hopes things go back to normal, but it's only getting worse, and there's no getting away from it.
The ~crackling tension~ around |Meduza| this last year has finally come to a head. In an awe-striking storm of static, |Meduza| gained sentience. It also grew tentacles. At first I tried bashing it with a big hammer to kill it dead, but had no luck. |Meduza| used its newfound tentacles to snatch it from my hold and waved it at me until I surrendered. I had no other choice. I tried renaming my journal Dr. Frankenstein, but alas, |Meduza| was not amenable to that.
The biggest problem we're both facing is our clashing personalities. To my horror, |Meduza| dived into fandom with a relish. It ships Miroku/Kagome, Harry/Hermione, Ed/Roy, and is currently contemplating the joys of Naruto/Kakashi. The worst thing about that and the fact that |Meduza| has still got a hold of my hammer, and, well, it's forcing me read fics against my will.
But that's not all. It's a J2 tinhatter. It taped Jensen posters all over my room and watches J2 vids on YouTube. IT WANTS ME TO GET A TATOO THAT SAYS J♥J.
Guys, I'm desperate. I don't know what to do next. I can't get rid of it. Every time I try to get away it slithers after me, and it leaves slime on my floor. It uses its tentacles to unlock our doors and windows. It drinks my favourite tea and leaves me with coffee. It stole teeth. I don't know where from, but IT HAS TEETH TO GO WITH THE HAMMER NOW. It tickles me at irregular intervals. It hums ABBA songs all. day. long. IT WON'T GO AWAY.
It's nudging at me. Gotta give it the computer for a while. Pray for me, guys. ;_;
|MEDUZA TIPS TINHAT TO THE CROWD|
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The ~crackling tension~ around |Meduza| this last year has finally come to a head. In an awe-striking storm of static, |Meduza| gained sentience. It also grew tentacles. At first I tried bashing it with a big hammer to kill it dead, but had no luck. |Meduza| used its newfound tentacles to snatch it from my hold and waved it at me until I surrendered. I had no other choice. I tried renaming my journal Dr. Frankenstein, but alas, |Meduza| was not amenable to that.
The biggest problem we're both facing is our clashing personalities. To my horror, |Meduza| dived into fandom with a relish. It ships Miroku/Kagome, Harry/Hermione, Ed/Roy, and is currently contemplating the joys of Naruto/Kakashi. The worst thing about that and the fact that |Meduza| has still got a hold of my hammer, and, well, it's forcing me read fics against my will.
But that's not all. It's a J2 tinhatter. It taped Jensen posters all over my room and watches J2 vids on YouTube. IT WANTS ME TO GET A TATOO THAT SAYS J♥J.
Guys, I'm desperate. I don't know what to do next. I can't get rid of it. Every time I try to get away it slithers after me, and it leaves slime on my floor. It uses its tentacles to unlock our doors and windows. It drinks my favourite tea and leaves me with coffee. It stole teeth. I don't know where from, but IT HAS TEETH TO GO WITH THE HAMMER NOW. It tickles me at irregular intervals. It hums ABBA songs all. day. long. IT WON'T GO AWAY.
It's nudging at me. Gotta give it the computer for a while. Pray for me, guys. ;_;
|MEDUZA TIPS TINHAT TO THE CROWD|
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