"Between the Boys and the Bees"

[naamankm]

Last night I went to a party because I sat around yesterday doing nothing, despite the fact that this week is totally recuntulous in the amount of things I am supposed to turn in (none of which have I even began). Anyways, I went to this party. I knew maybe 5 people there and was accosted by some guy for being skinny like him. I hope that is all we have in common. Someone smoked me up, but I left right after that. I had one of those small jugs of Carlo Rossi. They are really cute and the perfect size for someone's personal Easter celebration. I drank maybe the equivalent of a glass and a half and ate 3 bowls of rice. Then I passed out on the couch downstairs by 11:30. At 3:00 am I woke up because my roommate, Jon...who hates us all...came home stumbling drunk. It was amusing, and I played possum on the couch. Then I pooped.
Lame.
Today, I have to screen print T-shirts. I have to write two 8-page papers for Art History. I have to take care of more financial sheiza. I have to shower. And all I feel like doing is running around Lake Arthur naked, and I don't know why.
Three cheers to living the way copper does!