Return of the Vampire, Chapter One: In Which I Prove I Can Write Badly!

[naamah_darling]

Sargon and I went to the annual writers' meeting and Christmas fling on Saturday, toting along for-real homemade cookies. There we gathered for the ritual dirty-santa gift exchange. I feel very merry now, actually. We stole Buffy Season 7, and managed to keep hold of it. I am a happy panda. And I got hold of a Frank Frazetta calendar, too,

Comments

[vivian_shaw]

I <3 you and Sargon, for slightly different reasons. Brilliant!

I particularly like your last line. And the bit about the marmosets. You can never go wrong with marmosets.

[naamah_darling]

Marmosets rule.

[felisdemens]

Oh my dear Elvish jesus christ fucking a motorhome.

It's YOU will be paying my medical bills!

[onceupon]

*snerk*

You said tenebrous.

[naamah_darling]

Indeed, I did. XD

[onceupon]

Did it hurt when you said it? I've always imagined that an actualy lightning bolt feeling of pain would strike my fingers if I typed a word like that.

In fact, just to be safe, I copied and pasted it directly from your document. *laugh*

[naamah_darling]

Actually, it felt pretty good.

Like popping a zit. Not pleasant, but a relief. I think it needed to come out.

And now that I've used it, I need never use it again!

[genpyris]

These snippets of evil-ness have condemned the two of you to the lowest pits of hell, reserved for hack writers and email spammers.

But your other stuff redeems you, so you're good... *grin*

Now I go wash my mouth, because I barfed a little when I was reading. *ick*

[naamah_darling]

XD

*dies laughing*

[spiral5]

I couldn't get past the first paragraph in either. I am duly terrified of the both of you.