Moar good stuff!

Aug 26, 2011 06:35

My big fat double standard is our latest Adventurotica.com article! Sargon takes on the unfortunate truth that, within the subset of the erotica genre that has embraced fat women as characters, there has not been a corresponding increase in the visibility of fat men. I'd excerpt it, but it's short, and it's all very much to the point. Just go read!

And there's another chapter of Sky Pirates of the Rio Grande up! Chapter 14: A daring plan with a single overwhelming flaw.

With no warning at all the big window above the bed shattered inward and Zenobia came swinging through on a knotted line. Belial rose up in shock, caught completely flatfooted. Zenobia kicked out with both legs and caught him in the chest, sent him hurtling back off the bed to crash against the closed door.

Eden screamed, covering her head as broken glass rained down all over her. Zenobia came down on the bed beside her and then bounced up, heedless of the small cuts from the glass on her naked skin. She scooped Eden up in one arm and kissed her impulsively.

"Hang on!" Zenobia said with a mad grin and swung the both of them out through the smashed window and over empty space below. Eden screamed again and clutched at her. Zenobia looked back at the cabin and saw Belial coming up off the floor, bellowing in fury.

Zenobia shifted Eden towards her back. "Hang onto me," she said. "Hang onto me so I can climb, damn you!"

"Sorry," Eden managed, trying not to look down as she clasped arms and legs around her rescuer from behind. They swung back in towards the broken window and she saw Belial pointing his pistol at them. She shrieked as he fired off several shots and she heard the bullets buzz past them like bees.

But now Zenobia had her arms free and she climbed up the rope at an incredible speed, seemingly impervious to Eden's added weight. They were at the rail in just a few seconds and then over it. Eden dropped gratefully to the deck, naked and suddenly very cold in the night air. She fell onto her backside and grunted in pain, but Zenobia hauled her up by one arm.

"You said you had a plan. What is it?" Zenobia shook her none too gently.

Eden shook her head to clear it. "We . . . oh damn. We get on the Jackson and cut it free," she stammered.

"And then? We can't outrun them in that old tub!" Zenobia heard shouting from below as the crew was roused. They didn't have much time.

"Not run, we crash," Eden said.

Zenobia gaped at her. "Crash?"

"I never said it was a good plan," Eden said defensively.

More shouting, and Zenobia knew they were out of options. "Very well, if it is crash or die, I say crash."

Fun times!

I am putting this button here in case anyone feels like throwing a tip in the jar. Or, if you're feeling especially brave, join up at Adventurotica.com. I need to see the doctor soon for some worrisome side effects, so that's what it'd be going toward.

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