Random links for a Friday afternoon.
Literally the most entertaining terrible porn I have ever read. This person's friend found a three-ring binder under a sink in the basement of her new house, and the contents are unbelievable. Do not read at work, or while eating or drinking, or at any time when howling with laughter might be considered rude or disruptive.
A sample, emphasis added, from the Arthurian tale "Reparations":
The day King Arthur discovered that his wife was having an affair with Sir Lancelot, the air was hot and humid, like the inside of a vagina. It was unusual weather, and it helped to sear the memory into his mind. He decided to demand recompense.
“Lancelot, old boy! I know what you’ve been doing with the Queen!” the King shouted across the tourney grounds, where Lancelot was practicing.
“My liege?” said Lancelot. From the practice, sweat was pooling on the tops of his ears, and dribbling down like cascades.
“Never mind apologies. I’ll forgive you in exchange for your rectum.”
Lancelot’s eyes widened like spinning tires. “Of course, sire,” he said. He stripped from his armor and leaned over the practice dummy with which he had been sparring. He was still sweaty from practice, and looked as though one of the castle’s maidservants had rubbed him down with cod liver oil. The King examined him appreciatively.
“Jolly good,” he said. He reached out to cup Lancelot’s scrotum, and swirled the testes like chi gong balls. “We’ll need to ease the passage, however.”
The King reached into his robes, and pulled out a potion. “This was given to me by the wizard Merlin,” he said. “He told me that I would need it someday. As ever, he was right; frighteningly useful chap, that Merlin.”
He looked down at the swollen globes of Lancelot’s ass, each as taut as a pregnant belly. The King slapped each one, as though to inspire the child inside to take its first breath. Lancelot moaned. The King reached into the potion bottle, and lathered its contents inside Lancelot’s anus. “I’ll reclaim my honor and we can be done with this mess, then,” said the King, and thrust his member through the sphincter.
It only gets better from there. The threesome with Guenevere ("Vera") is especially painful.
Amazing zoomable composite photo of the galactic center. Part of a three-part project. You can see the other parts from links at that page. Absolutely amazing.
An interesting article about creating secure, easy-to-remember passwords. Busts the myth that random-character impossible-to-remember passwords are secure. Very interesting reading.
Last, simplykimberly does kitten fostering. She's amazing, and posts the most adorable pictures of her babies. The latest crop is especially cute. She posts on splodefromcute from time to time, but I just found out she has an actual blog over at Kimberly's Kittens. Go check it out. Super, super adorable.
A sample, emphasis added, from the Arthurian tale "Reparations":
The day King Arthur discovered that his wife was having an affair with Sir Lancelot, the air was hot and humid, like the inside of a vagina. It was unusual weather, and it helped to sear the memory into his mind. He decided to demand recompense.
“Lancelot, old boy! I know what you’ve been doing with the Queen!” the King shouted across the tourney grounds, where Lancelot was practicing.
“My liege?” said Lancelot. From the practice, sweat was pooling on the tops of his ears, and dribbling down like cascades.
“Never mind apologies. I’ll forgive you in exchange for your rectum.”
Lancelot’s eyes widened like spinning tires. “Of course, sire,” he said. He stripped from his armor and leaned over the practice dummy with which he had been sparring. He was still sweaty from practice, and looked as though one of the castle’s maidservants had rubbed him down with cod liver oil. The King examined him appreciatively.
“Jolly good,” he said. He reached out to cup Lancelot’s scrotum, and swirled the testes like chi gong balls. “We’ll need to ease the passage, however.”
The King reached into his robes, and pulled out a potion. “This was given to me by the wizard Merlin,” he said. “He told me that I would need it someday. As ever, he was right; frighteningly useful chap, that Merlin.”
He looked down at the swollen globes of Lancelot’s ass, each as taut as a pregnant belly. The King slapped each one, as though to inspire the child inside to take its first breath. Lancelot moaned. The King reached into the potion bottle, and lathered its contents inside Lancelot’s anus. “I’ll reclaim my honor and we can be done with this mess, then,” said the King, and thrust his member through the sphincter.
It only gets better from there. The threesome with Guenevere ("Vera") is especially painful.
Amazing zoomable composite photo of the galactic center. Part of a three-part project. You can see the other parts from links at that page. Absolutely amazing.
An interesting article about creating secure, easy-to-remember passwords. Busts the myth that random-character impossible-to-remember passwords are secure. Very interesting reading.
Last, simplykimberly does kitten fostering. She's amazing, and posts the most adorable pictures of her babies. The latest crop is especially cute. She posts on splodefromcute from time to time, but I just found out she has an actual blog over at Kimberly's Kittens. Go check it out. Super, super adorable.