Notes for a Wednesday.
Written on my bedside paper:
Bad catchphrase #1,026: "I could chew through that."
I must have thought that was really funny at the time. The writing is very careful. I don't know. I just don't know.
In other thrilling news of great importance, I went thrifting with bat_cheva yesterday and scored a BIG pirate chest for $15. I don't know exactly what I'm going to do with it, and lord knows I should NOT spend the money, but it was too sweet a deal to pass up considering I am actually going to, you know, use it to put stuff in.
Right now I am in a horrible fucking mood and hope it dissipates in time to enjoy group gaming tomorrow. The fact that I somehow pulled a muscle on the right side of my stomach just below my ribs and now it hurts like all hell is not helping. It's hard to even take a full breath. I don't even know how I did it. I've been trying to figure it out and I just don't remember--
Wait.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I guess it could have been that.
Um.
Freak occurrence, hasn't happened before, won't happen again, I'm sure. Never mind.
So, while I sit here and feel stupid about it, fun question for the audience: what's the funniest/most embarrassing way you've ever hurt yourself? Stories about other people are accepted too, but first-person really is more fun.
Bad catchphrase #1,026: "I could chew through that."
I must have thought that was really funny at the time. The writing is very careful. I don't know. I just don't know.
In other thrilling news of great importance, I went thrifting with bat_cheva yesterday and scored a BIG pirate chest for $15. I don't know exactly what I'm going to do with it, and lord knows I should NOT spend the money, but it was too sweet a deal to pass up considering I am actually going to, you know, use it to put stuff in.
Right now I am in a horrible fucking mood and hope it dissipates in time to enjoy group gaming tomorrow. The fact that I somehow pulled a muscle on the right side of my stomach just below my ribs and now it hurts like all hell is not helping. It's hard to even take a full breath. I don't even know how I did it. I've been trying to figure it out and I just don't remember--
Wait.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I guess it could have been that.
Um.
Freak occurrence, hasn't happened before, won't happen again, I'm sure. Never mind.
So, while I sit here and feel stupid about it, fun question for the audience: what's the funniest/most embarrassing way you've ever hurt yourself? Stories about other people are accepted too, but first-person really is more fun.