Screaming death roosters!
Because I am all kinds of feeling like crap today, here's something fucked up and hilarious to lighten the mood.
These roosters have been specially bred to have a very long crow. They sound like Godzilla. It is fucking badass.
Warning! Sudden horrible noise! Requires sound, but don't turn it up too loud! Those with headphones, take care.
Naturally, these birds belong in entertainment:
(I KID WITH LOVE.)
I really want one of those screaming as my ringtone.
As awesome as they are, I am really glad that these things don't live near me.
Also, if I had the money, I would totally pay ursulav to paint me a corpse-painted, bullet-belted, nail-studded, death rooster screaming in the middle of that one forest that shows up in all the band publicity shots.
Cock jokes commence in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
These roosters have been specially bred to have a very long crow. They sound like Godzilla. It is fucking badass.
Warning! Sudden horrible noise! Requires sound, but don't turn it up too loud! Those with headphones, take care.
Click to viewNaturally, these birds belong in entertainment:
(I KID WITH LOVE.)
I really want one of those screaming as my ringtone.
As awesome as they are, I am really glad that these things don't live near me.
Also, if I had the money, I would totally pay ursulav to paint me a corpse-painted, bullet-belted, nail-studded, death rooster screaming in the middle of that one forest that shows up in all the band publicity shots.
Cock jokes commence in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .