Comments | naamah_darling: I will put my tongue in your ass but I will not scrapbook your fucking vacation pictures.

naamah_darling

I will put my tongue in your ass but I will not scrapbook your fucking vacation pictures.

Jul 10, 2010 03:36

I left a shorter version of this in comments to ursulav's rather ashamed post about her fear of being mistaken for a scrapbooker. That post is worth reading in its entirety. Ursula is awesome ( Read more... )

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bluetara2020 July 10 2010, 10:01:27 UTC

Meh, latch-hook's ok as long as you do your own thing with it. (For several years I either got that, bath soap or bibles from a couple of relatives. Believe me, after a while I really started looking forward to the latch-hook.) I never followed the patterns and started making my own. One of which I made and ended up burying before my dad had me committed or something.

But my whole point in commenting was to really say that I could never imagine you as a scrap-booking soccer mom. On the other hand I can imagine you kicking a scrap-booking soccer mom's ass. Maybe not one of those deb-cheerleader mom's though. Those are some vicious...people right there.

naamah_darling July 10 2010, 10:04:11 UTC

One of which I made and ended up burying before my dad had me committed or something.

I am now immensely curious.

bluetara2020 July 10 2010, 20:40:44 UTC

Cujo ripping off...well, it was supposed to be an arm. I won't mention who's arm but it was supposed to be an arm.

It just really didn't look like an arm.

Did I mention I was like 10?

I also did one that was based off of the tell-tale heart but since I didn't know what an actual heart looked like at the time I managed to keep that. (I got into the anatomy books about six months later and ended up yelling out dammit. And got my mouth washed out and my butt blistered. I was possibly a very disturbing child.)

wikdsushi July 11 2010, 00:06:14 UTC

You sound normal to me. I've loved A&P and human medicine since I was old enough to drool over the anatomy transparencies in the World Book.

I made my own Red Death costume for Halloween when I was 8. A big chunk of fake skin plopped into my best friend's little brother's candy bag, and Mom made me take all the makeup off when he screamed. I still has a sad.

naamah_darling July 11 2010, 00:47:30 UTC

I swear I am making this bizarre and slightly painful combination of :D and D: right now. That sounds fucking hilarious!

Red Death. SWEEEET. That reminds me of the mask blanks I have in the closet . . . I could do a Cat of the Red Death.

nimbrethil July 11 2010, 05:31:46 UTC

I still remember when I thought it would be funny to take an old copy drawing I did of a teddy bear from a friend's coloring book, and have the bear urinating. I was probably around eight or nine. The friend was not amused, for some reason. Mom came in, later, and I was all "haha lookit"...and got the biggest pearl-clutching "Don't be ugly!" lecture of my life.

So I read stories like this and damnit I think I'm owed an apology here.

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