Oh, Goddammit.

[naamah_darling]

While making out the short list of folks to get holiday cards, I had this niggling feeling I was forgetting someone

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Re: I feel your lack of holiday cheer

[naamah_darling]

I was all making with the sympathetic and growly noises, then I hit the part about your medical-grade, nubby, nine-inch, red silicone cock, and I spilled my cereal.

I'm SO SORRY you have to put up with that shit. Dear sweet Christ riding sidesaddle on a three-legged pony!

When in the name of God is the wedding? Do you have an end in sight?!

Re: I feel your lack of holiday cheer

[naamah_darling]

Fuck me.

Again, I'm so sorry. I honestly don't think I could have done it, friends or not, love or not. I mean, that's just too bitterly fucking unfair.

Re: I feel your lack of holiday cheer

[naamah_darling]

Is there a legitimate reason they are incapable of dealing with this crap themselves? Christ almighty.

Are they seriously that busy with other stuff, or genuinely stressed from wedding plans? I mean, I'd understand that, I would. But this is, like, horning in on Bridezilla territory.

And moving the wedding up because she wants to get pregnant OMG NOW. The fuck?!

. . .

Man, egg and cheese bagel. Sounds AWESOME. I'm hungry.

Re: I feel your lack of holiday cheer

[naamah_darling]

Yeah, sounds to me like you would be better off without those particular people in your life. Good god.

Re: I feel your lack of holiday cheer

[cest4chans]

OMG!!! Okay...I just got married a month ago and not one of the things I *asked* my bridesmaids to do involved cleaning the house or taking care of kids (well we don't have any). How does she even figure that being a bridesmaid equates with being her house-slave?

And with the whole marriage inequality thing, that really sucks. :( I'm sorry you're having to deal with the emotional aspects in addition to being shit on by your "friend".