Merry Christmas! Have a Dog Cock!

[naamah_darling]

Boy, you know you have a weird family when your shopping list includes a handful of penis bonesThe internet has proved its worth yet again tonight, enabling me to procure mail-order dog peckerbones for a reasonable price, and without leaving the house. With a fateful click, the end of my holiday shopping is in sight. Soon an unsuspecting FedEx

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[bat_cheva]

Noooooooooo...no, I can't beat that. I can't even come close to a box of dog dicks. In the weird present department that is. Obviously I could "come close" to it. *snorts laughter*

And compared to that none of my gifts have ever been weird. So I will simply sit in the corner and laugh my ass of now. :)

[naamah_darling]

Just in case you were ever doubting my sanity, I've probably laid those doubts to rest. I'm certifiable.

I promise, your presents are not nearly so . . . biological.

[apocalypticbob]

Am I the only one who wants to know why? Why are you giving your father a box of boners? Is this something he requested, because I have to admit having difficulty imagining your Dad perched on Santa's knee whispering in the jolly old elf's ear that all he want's for Christmas is a canine cock?

And to answer your question, I don't even want to try to top that!!!

[nighthellcat]

Am I the only one who wants to know why? Why are you giving your father a box of boners? Is this something he requested, because I have to admit having difficulty imagining your Dad perched on Santa's knee whispering in the jolly old elf's ear that all he want's for Christmas is a canine cock?

No, no you're not the only one who wants to know.

[apocalypticbob]

Although, for oddness, for three years in a row I took awesome Secret Santa gifts to work...really, really nice things, and for three years in a row I recieved alarm clocks.

And I already had an alarm clock.

Very odd.

[naamah_darling]

You could say it's alarming!

*rimshot*

Sorry, I deserve a time-out for that one.

[nighthellcat]

I don't know about weird, but I'll share this gem. First let me tell you, I am allergic to lemons, they will kill me. My entire family knows this, so excuse me when I thought it was odd one year that they bought me an ENTIRE box of lemon bathing things. Shampoo, Conditioner, Ode de Toilet, Bath Gel, Lotion you name it, it was in there. Topped off by a horrible giant lemon shaped sponge.

And it wasn't even a joke...

[naamah_darling]

:O

:O

:O

The internet lacks googly icons enough to express my O_o.

That's . . . I mean, I've heard of stuff like that, where a person remembers, say, "SHELLFISH IMPORTANT" but not HOW they are important, and serves someone shellfish when they're allergic, but that's the most extreme example of the selective amnesia I've ever heard of.

[gaaneden]

You are very strange and I love you for it.

Most of my gifts are surprisingly mundane compared to what you've mentioned.

Btw, I finally got my Kamelot CDs and, much to my shock, they are better than Tarot and I didn't think that was possible!

[naamah_darling]

Aaaaaaha!

They push two different buttons in my brain; I honestly can't pick which one I love more. I know who I think is technically the best -- Kamelot, because they are fucking gifted as all get-out -- but as far as sheer ROCK is concerned, dude, Tarot.

SO glad you like them!

[chibi_jeni]

Shouldn't you be the one asking your father why he likes cock so much??

[naamah_darling]

Ah, but who am I to judge?

[chibi_jeni]

hahaha!!! Very true...

ra ra for cocks!!