Where's the Tornado At?

[naamah_darling]

Holy bajeezus dimple-bottomed fuck.

I finished the new box yesterday, finally. The long-headed among you will recall when I inadvertently ended up wearing most of a bottle of acrylic sealer a while back; I had barely a finger's width left in the bottle, and was planning on going to Michael's to get more just in case I needed it to complete the

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[dream_wind]

>> My sinuses ached from changing pressure.

Thank GOD I'm not the only one that gets this. There's some people don't believe that it happens. I had to nose-bleed all over someone's white carpet before she believed me.

>> It must suffice for me to tell you that she surpasses in cuteness the sum total of every other cat in existence. You might feel inclined to argue, but you aren't the one on the receiving end of this pan-galactic adorability.
EVERY cat owner believes their cat is the best one ever. It's in the contract.

[naamah_darling]

I have telltale sinuses. For many years I had it in my jawbone, too, where I had surgery when I was 12, but then the cut ends of the bone healed over enough that they no longer respond to every little change in pressure.

Sargon has a knuckle and a knee that respond to changes in pressure.

Fish sneezes. (I know it's an old wives' tale about cats sneezing before it rains, but this one does.)

The snakes become more active when a storm is coming on, settle down while it's moving over, and come out again when it's done.

My question is why people would not believe it. Animals don't have the Weather Channel for forecasts. Of course we can feel it, sometimes over our whole bodies. I love storms.

[dream_wind]

Oh, this woman is one of those people who decide What Is So based on the stupidest criteria. I have no idea why she decided that sensitivity to storms was illogical.

One night I had to go to her place for a Gil Guide meeting, and there was a thunderstorm on the way. I had a screaming headache, and just before the storm broke, I suddenly started bleeding all over her new carpet. (I felt rather proud of that!) The storm didn't last long, and when it was gone, so was my headache.

I think Tilly may be able to predict storms with sneezing, too.

[naamah_darling]

You know, on the list of superpowers to have, the ability to nosebleed on demand would be next to useless. The fun factor, now, would be next to incalculable.

[dream_wind]

If I had to have a gross superpower, it would be the ability to projectile vomit on demand rather than nosebleed on demand. That's something you can aim, so it wouldn't be as useless as a nosebleed.

But then I'm a gross sort of person, so pay no attention.