Comments | naamah_darling: Checking In With Breakdancing Strippers.

naamah_darling

Checking In With Breakdancing Strippers.

Feb 23, 2006 17:09

Yesterday I got my letter from the editor of The Mammoth Book of Best New Erotica 5, complete with check. Actually, I guess that'd be "cheque," since it was for pounds. The girl at the bank goggled at me when I brought it in, and had to call three people for help. At least she knew what pounds were, as opposed to a brainless fast-food cashier I ( Read more... )

fangirling, publication

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metalfatigue0 February 24 2006, 00:22:54 UTC

If you cut off the top part of your icon, leaving only the part with the text on it, the remainder is roughly the same size as one of those little BPAL icons.
What would "Breakdancing Stripper Emergency" smell like? Somehow I think it would include a note of popcorn.

naamah_darling February 24 2006, 01:17:28 UTC

*lmfao*

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naamah_darling February 24 2006, 01:42:25 UTC

*grin*

Thanks!

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dubbage42 February 24 2006, 00:24:23 UTC

Yay! for "cheques" or "checks" or cash or *any* form of semi-legal payment!

And you have printed *the fan letter*! Are you actually going to send it? (I can't wait to hear.)

And mmmm.... Jamie Bamber... so very nice. And I didn't even know about his *real* accent until recently - the only thing I had seen him in is Battlestar Galactica.

Yeah. I'm a bit behind.

Deb

naamah_darling February 24 2006, 01:19:21 UTC

Hell YEAH I'm going to send him the letter! :D

Jamie is HOT in BSG. He was cute in Horatio (and I kinda wanna rephrase that), but as Lee, he's just . . . GUH-HOOOAH!

Maybe he needs a fan letter, too. :O

dream_wind February 25 2006, 11:03:10 UTC

Can I join you in this fan letter?

naamah_darling February 25 2006, 19:27:49 UTC

A communal effort might be fun!

I really need to put it to a vote who I'll write to next. :D

pixxelpuss February 24 2006, 00:26:15 UTC

There's something so dirty and wrong about having a thing for Michelle Trachtenberg. Soooo wrong.

Mmm... Ice Princess.

I haven't seen Eurotrip yet, but I thought she was wonderfully sleazy when she was on Six Feet Under.

naamah_darling February 24 2006, 01:20:17 UTC

Heehee!

Yeah, we've borrowed Ice Princess and really need to watch it. Sargon has SUCH a thing for her. Not that I don't, but it's nothing compared to his very manly and perfectly normal adulthood crush.

The giant perv.

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naamah_darling February 24 2006, 01:22:29 UTC

Heheh. Thanks!

My guess, at this point, is that I'll be writing porn. Because, well, I just don't see this ending any other way.

mysteclipse February 24 2006, 01:20:44 UTC

you know you can always include a self adressed stamped envelope using american stamps for your returned autographed pic's. They'll actually get here faster that way. It's sort of strange but it does work. My daddy worked at the post office before he retired.

Good luck!

naamah_darling February 24 2006, 01:45:03 UTC

They've changed a LOT of stuff in the last couple of years, though; I don't know if that would work. I think I will ask when I go in tomorrow. It makes sense, but then, lots of things that make sense are impossible, and lots of things that don't are, so you can never tell.

mysteclipse February 24 2006, 02:03:42 UTC

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you. Who knows perhaps he'll send you a pair of his freshly worn unwashed knickers!

naamah_darling February 24 2006, 02:36:22 UTC

Hmm. Men, though. Might not smell the best.

I'm pulling for a shirt, myself. That would be sexy as hell.

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