I'm off to have my vital fluids drained for the benefit of total strangers. If I don't come back, you'll know the Red Cross has taken my idea to heart and put Jason Isaacs on nurse duty
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I always wonder if he knows the effect he has on women -- I've seen and read interviews with him, and he's an appallingly nice baby-cuddling sweetheart of a guy, completely UN-evil, very funny and gentle and kind. A little bit dorky, even, like your best friend's dad. More Mr. Darling than Captain Hook, you know.
And yet when I think of the word "villain," I see his icewater eyes.
Oh, those eyes. You know that part in the Patriot where he kills Heath Ledger? Am I a horrible person for SO WANTING HIM right then? The long, dark hair and those piercing eyes. *melting*
Even though he has just killed HEATH LEDGER for whom I would BEAR AND EAT CHILDREN, right then he is at the absolute top of the you-for-sexing-me food chain, and I would crawl over Gabriel's cooling body just to lick Tavington's boots.
JASON ISAACS IS THAT SEXY.
And you know what kills me? The way he narrows his eyes and sort of cocks his head while Heath is groaning out his last. Like "Huh. Look at that." The way a cobra will, fascinated, watch something it has bitten writhe and die. It's one of the most chilling bits of acting I have ever seen. No matter how many times I watch that movie, that moment makes my blood run cold. And I mean that.
Oh, and he's shaving in cold water at the opening of that scene. Another panty-ruining moment.
God, he's just . . . he produces the right wrong feelings in all the right places.
HEATH LEDGER for whom I would BEAR AND EAT CHILDREN
HAHAHA!
Speaking of Heath, I have not yet been to see Brokeback Mountain, but I am so looking forward to it. Aside from the fact that history is being made by the release of a big-budget, big-name, hot-guy movie about male homosexuality, HEATH AND JAKE FRENCH KISS OMG.
Okay, back to Jason. Rawr. I didn't remember that part, with the cobra-like look. I just remember being scandalized by the fact that the character he played was EE-VIL, but I still wanted him so very bad. It's old-school bad boy, like Rhett Butler. Like... you might use me and rape me, but I think I wouldn't fight all that hard.
It's funny that in real life he's all sweet and stuff. Huh.
I really need to go see Bareback Mountain -- err, excuse me, Brokeback Mountain, but it's not showing anywhere near me. Feh. Feh, I say. And fie on my state, which is full of cowboys, and yet not showing a gay cowboy movie.
Second of all, heh? It is nowhere near you? Damn your state. If I was savvy with the intardwebs I would find the movie and download it and burn a DVD and send it to you... but alas, I am soooooooo not savvy with the illegal downloads.
Virginia can go both ways (heh, she said go both ways) with the progressive movies, culture, etc. Sometimes it seems like this place is so far ahead... and other times, achingly, pathetically far behind. Brokeback Mountain is playing locally... but I was embarrassed and enraged at the amount of snickers I heard when the trailer ran before a movie I saw a couple of weeks ago. Dorks.
The stocking looks AWESOME!!!
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He's got me making my O face.
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And yet when I think of the word "villain," I see his icewater eyes.
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Even though he has just killed HEATH LEDGER for whom I would BEAR AND EAT CHILDREN, right then he is at the absolute top of the you-for-sexing-me food chain, and I would crawl over Gabriel's cooling body just to lick Tavington's boots.
JASON ISAACS IS THAT SEXY.
And you know what kills me? The way he narrows his eyes and sort of cocks his head while Heath is groaning out his last. Like "Huh. Look at that." The way a cobra will, fascinated, watch something it has bitten writhe and die. It's one of the most chilling bits of acting I have ever seen. No matter how many times I watch that movie, that moment makes my blood run cold. And I mean that.
Oh, and he's shaving in cold water at the opening of that scene. Another panty-ruining moment.
God, he's just . . . he produces the right wrong feelings in all the right places.
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HAHAHA!
Speaking of Heath, I have not yet been to see Brokeback Mountain, but I am so looking forward to it. Aside from the fact that history is being made by the release of a big-budget, big-name, hot-guy movie about male homosexuality, HEATH AND JAKE FRENCH KISS OMG.
Okay, back to Jason. Rawr. I didn't remember that part, with the cobra-like look. I just remember being scandalized by the fact that the character he played was EE-VIL, but I still wanted him so very bad. It's old-school bad boy, like Rhett Butler. Like... you might use me and rape me, but I think I wouldn't fight all that hard.
It's funny that in real life he's all sweet and stuff. Huh.
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For shame.
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Second of all, heh? It is nowhere near you? Damn your state. If I was savvy with the intardwebs I would find the movie and download it and burn a DVD and send it to you... but alas, I am soooooooo not savvy with the illegal downloads.
Virginia can go both ways (heh, she said go both ways) with the progressive movies, culture, etc. Sometimes it seems like this place is so far ahead... and other times, achingly, pathetically far behind. Brokeback Mountain is playing locally... but I was embarrassed and enraged at the amount of snickers I heard when the trailer ran before a movie I saw a couple of weeks ago. Dorks.
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