Mar 19, 2004 14:49
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[picture of a chimpanzee]
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Eddy is a five-year-old chimpanzee from Bossou, Africa. He was last seen on East 3rd Street, where he somehow escaped from his caretakers during the late evening of March 16th. If you see Eddy, do not attempt to apprehend him yourself - he is much stronger than he looks. Avoid making direct eye contact. If you see Eddy, please call John immediately, day or night, at [John's actual cell-phone number].