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I know I always post gloomy when something like what's happening right now happens, but this time, I'm gonna try put a different spin on it.
I like Emah, I really do. But some part of her anatomy is warning her against me, so it's the same-old friends routine.
Instead of letting it get me down, along with all the other failings of my shredded love life, I'm going to collate a small list of reasons why this is good:
1) I dont ever have to consider anyone else
2) I dont have to wake up cold with no blankets because they've been stolen
3) I needn't worry about saving any money, because there's no-one to take out anywhere or buy thoughtful little gifts for
4) I dont have to shower more often from the extra sweat output
5) I wont be late for work because I'm trapped in someone's company by the glue of my fascination
6) There wont be any risk of inflicting the world with my offspring
7) I wont ever let anyone down by forgetting an aniversary or other special event
There are many more, but each one is adding another rock on my already droopy shoulders, so I'm gonna stop before I get the urge to do something stupid. Not even metal is cheering me up today.
I like Emah, I really do. But some part of her anatomy is warning her against me, so it's the same-old friends routine.
Instead of letting it get me down, along with all the other failings of my shredded love life, I'm going to collate a small list of reasons why this is good:
1) I dont ever have to consider anyone else
2) I dont have to wake up cold with no blankets because they've been stolen
3) I needn't worry about saving any money, because there's no-one to take out anywhere or buy thoughtful little gifts for
4) I dont have to shower more often from the extra sweat output
5) I wont be late for work because I'm trapped in someone's company by the glue of my fascination
6) There wont be any risk of inflicting the world with my offspring
7) I wont ever let anyone down by forgetting an aniversary or other special event
There are many more, but each one is adding another rock on my already droopy shoulders, so I'm gonna stop before I get the urge to do something stupid. Not even metal is cheering me up today.