Come and dance with me, Michael

[n_khabibulin]

I am getting settled into Chicago nicely. If anyone would like to come over for a drink, you are all welcome.

I will have to go to see the Cubs play. Idiot Catcher is hot.

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[five9onthebooks]

Heather and the kids are flying home tomorrow. You should come to a game with me this week.

[n_khabibulin]

Yes! We should meet up. You are friends with the scruffy pitcher, yes?

[five9onthebooks]

The scruffy one?

[n_khabibulin]

Yes. I know it is not Mark. It must be the Wood one.

[five9onthebooks]

That's Kerry Wood, and yes, we're friends.

[n_khabibulin]

Does Mark Prior assume you want to be sleeping with him as well?

[five9onthebooks]

I, uh... I'm gonna leave that one alone.

How's the cat?

[n_khabibulin]

He is fine. He likes Chicago pizza.

[five9onthebooks]

I don't know if pizza's so good for your cat, Nik. Are you out of cat food or something?

[n_khabibulin]

I think it is because I asked for anchovies. I have plenty of cat food and tuna in case I run out of that or Puck behaves himself and has not had a treat in a while.

[five9onthebooks]

Sounds like one spoiled cat.

[n_khabibulin]

He is very spoiled. But he behaves himself now so I let him get away with it.

[kerry_wood]

I'm scruffy?

[n_khabibulin]

You have a goatee. You are scruffy. But I think I will just call you Kerry. It is easier.

[kerry_wood]

I ain't scruffy. I'm well-groomed.

Yeah, 's easier. Or even Woody. Everyone calls me that.

[n_khabibulin]

Well-groomed. Kerry.

Now that we are friends I can ask personal questions, right?