W. G. S. Ch. 1/?

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Title: W. G. S.
Chapters: Chapter 1/?
Genre: fail humor; crack;
Rating: PG-15
Pairings/Focus: OT5 (some Jongho in this one)
Summary: Winning 5 tickets for a free, all expense paid vacation to the Caribbean was way too good to be true.
Disclaimer: I can't afford don't own them.
A/N: Because I really needed to start another fic on top of s. a. i. n. y

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nadal93

I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU FIRST SPOT, SO SORRY BABE

DON'T THINK I DON'T LOVE YOU- YOU MAKE ME DO RECKLESS THINGS TO LITTLE KIDS

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Rebision?

OF WAT?

WHUT LETTERS? YOU MEAN W. G. S. ?? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GUESS BABE

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aer'tpporet WUT? EXAMS OF WUT? OMG DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME AND ARE IN COLLEGE TOO!
AND YOUR LIFE CAN'T SLOWLY END! Because....because you can't leave me all alone in this weurld!!1

'rht43iop56opewjroe5 I THINK I MIGHT WRITE OPTION A AS SOME SEPARATE THING SEEING AS ANOTHER PRESH COMMENT STALKER OF MINE VOTED FOR IT TOO xDD
JONGHO COWBOY SMUT OMFG THIS IS NO JOKE??

Your saying you will write a Jongho smut caught me off guard! Look what you've done!

(booty shorts are the only way for him to go, seeing as Jonghyun's thighs are soft, smooth and basically just full on honey thighs that rival SNSD's legs xD)

[n_k_zanzibar]

WHUT EXAMS? EXAMS OF LIFE? How old do I seem? : )

woqrhjwer I WILL SO LONG AS YOU STAY ALIVE FOREVER AND EVER
As a matter of fact, I do : ) message em to me will you, doll?

WHAT DID YOU THINK I THOUGHT IT WOULD MEAN/BE?? FULL ON BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN WITH THE HORSES AND SHIT- NO WAY.


IF THERE'S ONE THING I DON'T LIKE, IT'S HORSES

: D Minho better be the hot sheriff wearin a sexy hat........~
WHUT? UKE!JJONG?? nooo~ I practically raised the cute little thing.....
/hesitantly hands over a tiny, rapidly blinking Jonghyun \ㅇ ㅂㅇ/
But give him back when you're done! I need him for things!

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YOU CANNOT FAIL THE LIFE EXAMS, THEY HAVEN'T EVEN BEGAN YET! I'm rather flattered that you think we're the same age (cuz that would mean I'm.....smart?).....how about we don't answer that and I keep living in my delusional world where I am level to you in age ; )

I LIKE HOW YOUR JONGHO SMUT WILL BE LACKING IN HORSES. That would've been an awful sadness-inducing inclusion- babe, you read my like a freakin book- not to metnion that you read my body like braile.....I GUESS THAT WE CAN CONCLUDE THAT YOU READ THINGS VERY WELL!

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Aww meng, that's too bad. Isn't there a retake for that one though? As long as you study on your own before hand? (and I totally know you won't so why bother.....D ;)
Ooh 93-er~ we're close in age, but I won't say how much the age gap is ; ) I know you'll figure it out soon

: D♥ I love you too
WEQRHOOWEHT PLOTS GUY WHERE ARE DA PLOTS! I already have all kinds of ideas bubbling up in the ol' noggin

ASSUME WHATEVER YOU WANT BABE, SO LONG AS IT HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT
I totally wasn't wanting you to see it for the hilariously creepy guy nodding and smiling, you know me, I'm not like that

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I didn't post a gif? Hmm....that's