good ol' jeff...he has a scoring system for roadkill
hellfire15151568: if france wins the world cup...ill kill myself
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n h s p y: thats no good
hellfire15151568: im afraid im serious this time
hellfire15151568: i know ive said it before
hellfire15151568: but this time i really mean it
n h s p y: NO
hellfire15151568: well I have at LEAST until the 9th
n h s p y: at least let someone run you over with a car so they can get some points for it
n h s p y: speaking of which...I ran over a cat
n h s p y: it was a solid hit
n h s p y: how many points do I get
hellfire15151568: color?
n h s p y: orange
n h s p y: both the front and back tires on the right side ran over its back
hellfire15151568: was it flung completely from the road and was it domestic
hellfire15151568: ?
n h s p y: no, it stayed right where it got hit
n h s p y: and yes, it looked domestic
hellfire15151568: ok
hellfire15151568: lemme tally this
hellfire15151568: a cat is worth 100 anyway
hellfire15151568: so you've got a good start
hellfire15151568: you get nothing for the color im afraid. it has to be black or calico
hellfire15151568: but you get 25% for domestic and ill add 15 onto the top for the tires
hellfire15151568: so i give you 140
hellfire15151568: thats more than i hae
hellfire15151568: have*
hellfire15151568: well done
n h s p y: thats pretty decent
n h s p y: I'll accept it
n h s p y: what about deer
hellfire15151568: 250 off the bat
n h s p y: one ran into my grandpas truck
hellfire15151568: did it hit you or did you hit it?
n h s p y: it hit us
hellfire15151568: instant kill? flung from road? antlers?
hellfire15151568: any dismemberment
n h s p y: flung to the other side
n h s p y: it layed dead for five seconds
n h s p y: then flopped like a fish for a while
hellfire15151568: woah.
n h s p y: really amazing...almost better than a death
hellfire15151568: well ill tell ya, cause you didnt hit it, your losing half.
n h s p y: I didnt know deer could do that
hellfire15151568: thats just the way it works
hellfire15151568: wait wait.
hellfire15151568: did it run across the road into you?
n h s p y: and then it did get back up and stumble across the road
n h s p y: yes
hellfire15151568: you dont have to go out of your way to hit it
n h s p y: and then was flung back to the side it came from
hellfire15151568: was it a buck?
n h s p y: no, I'm afraid it was only a doe
hellfire15151568: ok well
hellfire15151568: 250 + ive never done seizures before but.
hellfire15151568: the instant kill it a bonus 75 cause its hard to do.
n h s p y: but it came back to life
hellfire15151568: you didnt kill it?
n h s p y: no, it flopped around and got back up
hellfire15151568: oh, then you dont get anything
hellfire15151568: sory.
hellfire15151568: but thats quite a story.
n h s p y: and sort of drunkenly staggered back across the road
n h s p y: yeah, I thought maybe the visual would get like 5 pts or something
n h s p y: but I understand you only deal strictly with roadkill
hellfire15151568: its a good story to tell your children when you tuck them into bed.
n h s p y: LOL
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n h s p y: thats no good
hellfire15151568: im afraid im serious this time
hellfire15151568: i know ive said it before
hellfire15151568: but this time i really mean it
n h s p y: NO
hellfire15151568: well I have at LEAST until the 9th
n h s p y: at least let someone run you over with a car so they can get some points for it
n h s p y: speaking of which...I ran over a cat
n h s p y: it was a solid hit
n h s p y: how many points do I get
hellfire15151568: color?
n h s p y: orange
n h s p y: both the front and back tires on the right side ran over its back
hellfire15151568: was it flung completely from the road and was it domestic
hellfire15151568: ?
n h s p y: no, it stayed right where it got hit
n h s p y: and yes, it looked domestic
hellfire15151568: ok
hellfire15151568: lemme tally this
hellfire15151568: a cat is worth 100 anyway
hellfire15151568: so you've got a good start
hellfire15151568: you get nothing for the color im afraid. it has to be black or calico
hellfire15151568: but you get 25% for domestic and ill add 15 onto the top for the tires
hellfire15151568: so i give you 140
hellfire15151568: thats more than i hae
hellfire15151568: have*
hellfire15151568: well done
n h s p y: thats pretty decent
n h s p y: I'll accept it
n h s p y: what about deer
hellfire15151568: 250 off the bat
n h s p y: one ran into my grandpas truck
hellfire15151568: did it hit you or did you hit it?
n h s p y: it hit us
hellfire15151568: instant kill? flung from road? antlers?
hellfire15151568: any dismemberment
n h s p y: flung to the other side
n h s p y: it layed dead for five seconds
n h s p y: then flopped like a fish for a while
hellfire15151568: woah.
n h s p y: really amazing...almost better than a death
hellfire15151568: well ill tell ya, cause you didnt hit it, your losing half.
n h s p y: I didnt know deer could do that
hellfire15151568: thats just the way it works
hellfire15151568: wait wait.
hellfire15151568: did it run across the road into you?
n h s p y: and then it did get back up and stumble across the road
n h s p y: yes
hellfire15151568: you dont have to go out of your way to hit it
n h s p y: and then was flung back to the side it came from
hellfire15151568: was it a buck?
n h s p y: no, I'm afraid it was only a doe
hellfire15151568: ok well
hellfire15151568: 250 + ive never done seizures before but.
hellfire15151568: the instant kill it a bonus 75 cause its hard to do.
n h s p y: but it came back to life
hellfire15151568: you didnt kill it?
n h s p y: no, it flopped around and got back up
hellfire15151568: oh, then you dont get anything
hellfire15151568: sory.
hellfire15151568: but thats quite a story.
n h s p y: and sort of drunkenly staggered back across the road
n h s p y: yeah, I thought maybe the visual would get like 5 pts or something
n h s p y: but I understand you only deal strictly with roadkill
hellfire15151568: its a good story to tell your children when you tuck them into bed.
n h s p y: LOL