The Twelve Days of Christmas
for n8r:
Day #Who?What they got you1st
goshthisisdumbA nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window2nd
stealthvegnipple clips3rd
ardentaffectionan inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times4th
craigumsA prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number5th
wordtoyourmoma confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'6th
empatheticdreama small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'7th
bill_in_londonThe Marquis de Sade's sex drive8th
apprentice_yumea one-man puppet show using three simultaneous puppets9th
goshthisisdumba gigantic penis in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline10th
craigumsA polaroid of their genitals11th
crazysocksan invitation to the first ever zero-gravity space orgy12th
goshthisisdumbthe complete works of the Marquis de Sade, on tape
Take this Quiz at
QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at
QuizGalaxy.com ) The Twelve Days of Christmas
for n8r:
Day #Who?What they got you1st
bill_in_londonHemorrhoid Cream2nd
craigumsA life sized poster of Rod Stewart3rd
angelmangoA dented bucket of lead paint4th
ardentaffectionElvis's skull5th
dianafelixyoA tiara6th
kgowens84Some straw to roll around in7th
ardentaffectionOne of those tacky antelope heads mounted on a wooden board8th
bill_in_londonSome pez candies they found in a dark alleyway9th
chrisg299A jock strap10th
apprentice_yumeA Raffi album11th
angelnikitaAn Ouija board 12th
apprentice_yumeThe secret of fire
Take this Quiz at
QuizGalaxy.com( or, take the 'adult' version at
QuizUniverse.com )