Jul 14, 2013 20:38
You may find it difficult to believe but...
When you've got >1 lane on a road anywhere in the World, the right lane(s) weren't put there so you can:
- just use it
- ride the speed limit
- stretch out and cruise 10km/h slower than the speed limit
- vary speed
- maintain the distance equivalent to a small Greek island to vehicles in front when it traffic
- cut in to pass only to let everyone cut in front of you
- speed up to equal/exceed the passing speed one of said motorists had to get past your bitchass
- I know you can see me flashing my headlights, because you stared directly at me in your rearview mirror but choose to ignore the faster car behind you
- fan out to drive side by side
- do 40km/h in an 80 zone then 130km/h in a 110 zone
- give a faster driver the finger when you're being a cunt as described above
If you're a motorcyclist
- don't cut your way through traffic like Rossi only to slow down inexplicably and hold up traffic as above-said cunt
- don't look at me funny cuz you're being above-said cunt and I pass you doing the speed limit
...and no. This isn't a RFC.