My trek ends....
I was told to update. So here it is! Actually, I figured I'd right a little something...since I write monthly...and next month I'll be the big one eight...and the girlfriend is only the small one five...and I may be put away. Apparently robbing cradles is now a crime. Who knew?? Truthfully though I felt like updating. I really don't know why...maybe it was the bad pudding I ate earlier...yeah. I decided I was hungry for something chocolatey...and the only chocolate thing in the whole house was this pudding. Maybe I should have checked the expiration date cuz this pudding did not taste like pudding. It tasted almost exactly like...expired pudding. But I don't think pudding has an expiration date. Well, anyway, I decided to liven up my chocolatey chum bowl with some cool whip. You know...the squeeze kind that you feel the urge to squeeze right in your mouth? That kind. Hmm...maybe I should checked the expiration date on that too...cuz I tell you what...I ain't making pudding or eating cool whip for a long long time. Or eating for that matter. They should invent packaging for food that turns colors when its bad. I don't mean like, you know when cheese goes bad cuz I turns green, or you know milk goes bad cuz it's chunky. I mean like, if cool whips bad, or puddings bad, the package turns blue or green so you know to stay away. Cuz I tell you what...if ever I was abducted or something and brought back like, 2 months later...I'm going to be hungry. I can't live off space food or those little capsules or whatever aliens eat. I'm gunna want some food! But I sure ain't gunna be too happy if I find my produce gone bad as I'm eating it. I'd like to know before hand. Food capsules...hmmm...I wonder if they have pudding flavor...or if that goes bad...Does pudding even go bad!? Wow...all this talk about pudding has made me hungry. I'm gunna go see if we have any. Or maybe some space capsules! ...or...maybe just the pudding...