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Overheard while waiting in line to pay for lunch:
Guy 1: So how are you liking it here so far?
British guy: Well, I went to see DC for the first time this weekend...we were driving around sight-seeing. There were police everywhere!
Guy 2: Yeah, they give out speeding tickets.
Guy 1: Yeah, get this, if they get you with reckless-driving, now you get a ticket from the cop AND a ticket from the State of Virginia! 20 piddly miles over the speed limit!
Guy 2: I know! 20 miles over...that's like...that's every day. That could happen to ANYONE!
British Guy:...... ::takes a bite of his sandwich::
Guy 1: (loudly) It's like GODDAMN NAZI GERMANY OVER HERE!
All guys: ::Nodding furiously::
Guy 1: So how are you liking it here so far?
British guy: Well, I went to see DC for the first time this weekend...we were driving around sight-seeing. There were police everywhere!
Guy 2: Yeah, they give out speeding tickets.
Guy 1: Yeah, get this, if they get you with reckless-driving, now you get a ticket from the cop AND a ticket from the State of Virginia! 20 piddly miles over the speed limit!
Guy 2: I know! 20 miles over...that's like...that's every day. That could happen to ANYONE!
British Guy:...... ::takes a bite of his sandwich::
Guy 1: (loudly) It's like GODDAMN NAZI GERMANY OVER HERE!
All guys: ::Nodding furiously::