The Sum of All Fears
"It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey!"
The single greatest line of this article comes from UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
Mike J. and I tried to warn most of you about badgers at LARP. But did any of you listen? No. So now many of you will be eaten until your dead, dead, dead. Serves you all right.
The single greatest line of this article comes from UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
Mike J. and I tried to warn most of you about badgers at LARP. But did any of you listen? No. So now many of you will be eaten until your dead, dead, dead. Serves you all right.