This bulletin from Jim Gaffigan brightened my day
How come St. Valentine gets the Candy?
Do you think every year, Saint Patrick looks down from heaven, sees everyone getting drunk and throwing up and thinks “What are they doing? What does this have to do with me? I didn’t even drink!”
Just cause St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland everyone is getting drunk and throwing up. If St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Italy, we would all be eating pasta. I guess its good St. Patrick didn’t drive the snakes out of Switzerland. Then we’d all be eating watches.
I love you and St Patrick’s Day,
Jim
Do you think every year, Saint Patrick looks down from heaven, sees everyone getting drunk and throwing up and thinks “What are they doing? What does this have to do with me? I didn’t even drink!”
Just cause St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland everyone is getting drunk and throwing up. If St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Italy, we would all be eating pasta. I guess its good St. Patrick didn’t drive the snakes out of Switzerland. Then we’d all be eating watches.
I love you and St Patrick’s Day,
Jim