Male bashing - not my ideas - just funny > 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? > > (because they are plugged into a genius) > > 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY? > > (they don't have enough time) > > 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? > > (they don't stop to ask directions) > > 4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? > > (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) > > 5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS? > > (because they don't have penises to put them in) > > 6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON? > > (they're intended for children, but men usually play with them) > > 7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? > > (because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock) > > ~~~You're laughing, aren't you?!?! > > 8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE? > > (it is sex with someone they love) > > 9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? > > (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties) > > 10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? > > (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) > > 11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE? > > (so he can tell if he's coming or going) > > 12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? > > (???, it's never happened)
> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
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> (because they are plugged into a genius)
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> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
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> (they don't have enough time)
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> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
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> (they don't stop to ask directions)
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> 4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
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> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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> 5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
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> (because they don't have penises to put them in)
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> 6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
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> (they're intended for children, but men usually play with them)
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> 7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
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> (because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock)
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> ~~~You're laughing, aren't you?!?!
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> 8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
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> (it is sex with someone they love)
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> 9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
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> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
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> 10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
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> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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> 11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
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> (so he can tell if he's coming or going)
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> 12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
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> (???, it's never happened)
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