selling the plan...shelling the planet

[n0ne]

it's like value in a can

less sodium than potato chips,
more protein than an oven-mit
more nutrients than half a leaf
no diseases that you find in beef

it has vitamins and flavonoids
it helps prevent your hemorrhoid
add soybeans and potassium
it tastes just like a cookie crumb

with energy for cloudy days
you'll live and play a thousand ways

besides all this i have to say
they're making a big gigantic Thing!
a Thing so big it blocks the sun!
a Thing that will kill everyone!

about all of this I'm sure you see
that you and I do quite agree

and since it is unanimous
we will take care of what we must
no no, you needn't make a fuss
you said yourself it's up to us

sit, sit back, enjoy these years
grab a soda, watch a show
if theres anything you need to fear
we'll interrupt and let you know