What makes a true blue Kagay-anon?

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Grabbed from Miming...

Sige nga! Tingnan nyo kung Kagay-anon ba talaga kayo! The ones in bold are the ones that apply to me. Hahahah!

Hahaha OMG and watch out for #13, 18 & 28! Naka relate talaga ako! Tatak CDO talaga! Ahahahah!

1. You are (at least loosely) related to the Neris, Roas, Chaveses/Chavezes, Echems, or Velezes.
2. You can make your way around the city with your eyes closed.
3. You've memorized all the jeepney routes. (ahahaha palibhasa I don't commute around CDO!)
4. You say words like chada and chui. (ay sos, it's in the Kagay-anon genes na!)
   
5. You've touched the waters of the Cagayan River. (nakaligo na pud gani ko!!!)
6. You've heard of the legend of the Giant Goldfish that lives in the Cagayan River (that if the city gets too noisy the Fish will wake up and cause an apocalyptic earthquake). (omg i don't know this!!!)
7. You can identify the street name or address wherever you are in the city.
8. You know the places people refer to as Agfa, Mega, KSY, and Trendline.
9. You're familiar with the city's history.(thanks to the numerous visits to the museum in XU!!!)
10. You've entered Makahambus Cave.
11. You've experienced white-water rafting in the Cagayan River rapids.(3x! and counting!)
12. Your deceased relatives are in Green Hills, Divine Shepherd, or in some other cemetery in the city.(i don't think i have relatives here in cdo. ahaha!)
13. You prefer Red Horse over other beer brands.(korek korek korek!!! my manila guy friends are so amazed that i order red horse! ahahaha!)
14. You study in the city.
15. You have stereotypes for each of the universities in the city.(ahahaha don't get me started on this one!)
    
16. You've memorized the Cagayan Park View Hotel jingle by heart ("people stay in Cagayan... Cagayan Park View Hotel...")(in the middle of the city!! you sleep like a baby!!!)
17. You've seen or heard the name "Kasama Tsui" somewhere.(but did you know that this isn't an actual japanese person? ahahah!)
    
18. You prefer riding Altis taxis.(WALA NAY MAS LAIN PANG SOSYAL NA TAXI!)
19. You've noticed that the jeepneys call out for you to ride them, not the other way around.(hala bitaw bah!!! now that you mention it! :P)
20. You frequent Opol beach.(coz there's nowhere else to go! and kuripot bya mga kagay-anons lolz)
21. You frequent Limketkai Mall and SM.
22. You've shopped at the Night Market.
23. You have stereotypes against Ororama and Gaisano.
24. You love Butcher's Best sisig.
25. You boast about the fact that Ram Chaves, Mark Bautista and Aegis are from Cagayan de Oro.
26. You've only recently been addicted to quek-quek.(kwek-kwek omg the best!!! waahaaa!!, esp the one in front of Netopia! ahaha!)
27. You've been pick-pocketed in Cogon, Carmen, or Agora.(thank god wala pa!)
28. You noticed that the jeepney drivers of CdeO are the worst in the country.(oh yeah, this is such an understatement. hahaha and i drive like a jeepny driver, mind you!)
29. You jay-walk without worries.(kana pa gyud style na ayha pa mutabok inig duol na ang sakyanan. wahaha!!!)
30. You've never experienced a typhoon.
31. You've heard of the kulto or serial killer rumors before.
32. You hear of bomb threats that never actualize.
33. You can buy pirated DVDs without worries.
34. You've been to Eco Tourism Village.
35. You've been to Mapawa Nature Park.
36. You think Cruz Taal street is the city's red-light district.(tinuod man sab)
37. You've noticed the irony in the fact that Patag is on a hill and Puntod is near the sea.
38. Dunkin Donuts in Divisoria is your preferred meeting place for outings.
39. You listen to the FM radio program "Awards Night" on MOR 91.1 every Sunday night. (aahahahaha sorry i'm not jologs. but i did experience listening to WANTED PALANGGA! AHAHAHAHA!!!)
40. You know where Catanico Falls is.(duol ra kaayo sa among balay!)
    
41. You know who Stephanie Sol is.
42. You've picnicked at High Ridge.
43. You can identify places while looking down at the city from High Ridge.
44. You're familiar with the city's local politicians.(EMANO YOU SUCK!!!!)
45. You jog or play sports at the Pelaez Sports Center often. (not really often)
46. You've been to the Museo de Oro at Xavier University and La Castilla Museum at Liceo de Cagayan University.
47. You spend your Holy Week climbing Malasag hill.(never tried this coz my parents won't allow me! boo!)
48. You give Oroham and Sler's products as pasalubongs when you travel. (Nanay ko gumagawa nito!)
49. You think you're in the safest city in the world despite the wars raging in nearby towns.
50. You celebrate the Kagay-an Fesitval with a sumptuous buffet. (hahaha never did this sa house. pero nakiki-fiesta mi everywhere!!!)