Nakaka Turn Off!!!

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List down 10 major Turn-Offs when dating the opposite sex.  Then tag 10 people you want to do the same.

1. In the words of Avril Lavigne, "I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab and I have to pull my money out and that looks bad." OMG Yan talaga major turn off! Well I can always settle for dutch, pero bwisit na bwisit talaga ako sa mga lalaki pag niyayaya ko sila to do something like eat or watch a movie or do something fun that requires spending money and then their reply would be, "Manlibre ka?" Sarap sapakiiiin! You know what guys, kahit magkaibigan lang kayo or nanliligaw, or together forever na, NEVER let the girl pay for the entire thing!
2. I know I have big boobs, but I have a bigger brain, you know. I know that it's in the genetic makeup of all male species to have the tendency to look at the physical aspect of the woman first, but wala namang bastusan mga tol. I have so much more to offer besides mammary glands.
3. Never ever ever ever EVER make me wait! I hate to wait. And here's the clincher. I try to arrive later than the agreed time so that I don't have to wait, but what happens? I still wait because he's even later than me! Hay nako!
4. Turn off din sa akin yung mga trying hard douchebags. Especially if they try too hard to speak or write in English tapos mali-mali naman. Ngyak, Ang bobo bobo talaga pakinggan sa akin. Mag Tagalog ka na lang or Bisaya, whichever floats your boat. I'd still be impressed.
   
5. My nose is more sensitive than my eyes. Kaya kahit gaano ka pa ka-gwapo, kahit ikaw pa ang dream guy ko na si Rich Herrera, kung mabaho ka rin lang naman, wag na noh!
6. Guys who make the effort to dress up for an occasion are a huge turn-off for me! I'll use my boyfriend as an example ha? It was our one year anniversary and people who know me know that I don't dress up in a girly manner, but on that day I did because it was a special occasion for us. And when he came out of the house when I picked him up, what did I see? His old maong, and one of those shirts na bigay lang ng tita niya. And I know for a fact that he has this nice pair of dark denims and white polo somewhere in his closet. Kaya ayun, away inabot niya sa akin.
7. Guys who have no ambition in life are just plain losers. Oh man don't even get me started on this. Lalo na back in college or high school, when I'd ask someone his goals and stuff, and he'd say, "Maka graduate lang, ok na" Nyay! Good luck sayo dong! Graduation is only the start of living the life in the real world! Talo ka pa ng mga bata sa Little Miss Philippines when they're being asked, "Anong gusto mo pag laki mo?" And they answer, "Gusto ko po maging doktor!"
   
8. Ay shet potangena eto eto eto!!! Yung mga hindi nagpapakilala sa parents dahil nahihiya (or whatever lame excuse they come up with)! Mga baklita kayo! Come on, be man enough to face the girl's parents, or anybody's parents for that matter! Guys, don't be a bunch of cowards when it comes to meeting the parents. PLEASE LANG. I really don't want to elaborate on this anymore because it's so damn explanatory na.
9. Oh and guys with no substance are such a turn-off, right? Me I talk a lot and I like to talk about a lot of things, and it would really really REALLY be nice if a guy could ride on to the stuff I'm saying, or he could also contribute to the conversation, should I run out of things to say. Awkward silences are one of the worst things. As in to the point na may krr krr krr na of crickets! I mean, what if you get married na and stuff? The only way not to get bored of each other is to find new things to talk about.
10. And lastly? And the most important of all? PWEDE BANG WAG KAYONG INSECURE. Insecurity leads to selos-selos, and selos-selos leads to mga bawal-bawal, and before you know it, dami nang resentments talaga. So what if I make new friends? So what if I go out with friends without you? So what if I hang out with guys? Naku lalo na yang hanging out with guys! Ako pa na malapitin sa mga lalaki kasi talagang ka-jive ko yang mga yan... You just have to trust that at the end of the day, it's gonna be you that I'll always come home to.

Meron ba akong pinapatamaan? Hahaha! O sinong natamaan?

Sige I tag
Migoy (coz he's online parati and I know he needs a break from Ateneo related stuff)
Val
Mich (sige nga mich, kahit may bf ka...)
Iya
Yasha
Anthony Dio
Irish Karylle
Marc Rivera
Malou Ruiz
Dino
Ria