04 Rocky Raccoon Checked Into His Room

[n0blesse_oblige]

Well now. That's certainly the way to end spirit week with a bang. Or a roar. Or a hiss.

I want to urge all students to NOT try and approach or pet these animals. Especially the Hufflepuffs. Badgers can look very tame and cute, but trust me, they're not. They will take an eye out. Ask my mate Roger. Two months in the hospital wing.

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[tigerinmyhand]

Especially the Hufflepuffs? WE HAVE A LION!

[n0blesse_oblige]

I know, but I would hope that most people would know better than to try and pet a lion. People might not realize how fierce badgers are because they don't look it.

Good luck sleeping tonight, eh?

[tigerinmyhand]

These idiots don't know better about anything.

[n0blesse_oblige]

That's true, I shouldn't assume...

[tigerinmyhand]

We're brave even when it's stupid.

[n0blesse_oblige]

That is true!

*smiles at her*

I tease, but I really do love Gryffindors though.

[tigerinmyhand]

Because we're the best!

[n0blesse_oblige]

Well.. no. *He smiles* But you all do have colorful personalities.