04 Rocky Raccoon Checked Into His Room

[n0blesse_oblige]

Well now. That's certainly the way to end spirit week with a bang. Or a roar. Or a hiss.

I want to urge all students to NOT try and approach or pet these animals. Especially the Hufflepuffs. Badgers can look very tame and cute, but trust me, they're not. They will take an eye out. Ask my mate Roger. Two months in the hospital wing.

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Comments

[berrysweetloli]

Whaaaa? Do badgers attack?

[n0blesse_oblige]

Oh yes! They're quite vicious, especially if they feel threatened or they're protecting their young. My school mate Roger found a badger in the forest and tried to capture it and bring it back to the dorm as a mascot. It quite literally clawed his eye out. He had to go to St. Mungo's for emergency treatment and then spent about two months in the Hogwarts hospital wing recovering.

It's a pretty fitting mascot for us Hufflepuffs... we may look nice and cuddly, but don't mess with us.

[berrysweetloli]

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M-miwako is going to stay far, far away from the badgers now.

Miwako is always cuddly, though. ☆

[n0blesse_oblige]

Yes, a wise idea until they get removed...

I'm sure you're very kind but even the nicest of people have a breaking point.

*smiles*

[berrysweetloli]

I hope they don't get into my bed...

Not everybody!

[n0blesse_oblige]

I hope not either....

Oh yes. Everybody gets to a point where they stop being nice. For some people it takes a lot longer to get to that point though. You seem like a very nice girl though.

[berrysweetloli]

I think that a lot of people are always nice, or maybe they're nice but mean under that but under that they're nice again. Miwako has seen some people at their very worst, but they're still good, nice people in the end.

Thank you. ♥

[n0blesse_oblige]

Errr, yes, of course.

Is that your name - Miwako?

[berrysweetloli]

Uh-huh!

[n0blesse_oblige]

Nice to meet you, dear.. what year are you?

[berrysweetloli]

Seventh! ♥

[n0blesse_oblige]

Oh really?

*Norrington thought she was younger than that.*

[berrysweetloli]

Yep! I'm graduating this year.

[She's used to it!]

[n0blesse_oblige]

You must be excited.. what do you want to do after graduation?

[berrysweetloli]

I don't know... Miwako really loves fashion, but she's not very good at it.

[n0blesse_oblige]

Hmmm... you mean designing clothes? Or just selling? Either way, perhaps Madame Malkin is looking for an assistant.