A Movie Review By Jason:

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HELLO, MY NAME IS INDIANA JONES AND I DEFY ALL LOGIC.

If the nice people at Transitions didn't pay for my ticket, give me free Sprite and Fanta, overly-salty popcorn and 2 choc tops, I would have been pretty pissed.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls?

More Like: INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE PILE OF SHIT.



It's like George Lucas took over the director's chair from Steven Spielberg halfway through and said: "HAY, LET'S TRY AND MAKE EPISODE 7 WITH THAT DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE HAN SOLO!"

Speaking of which:



That man's hand is too close for comfort.

PROS:

- Harrison Ford is still Indiana Jones. Awesome.
- Shia LeBouf is a pussy.

CONS:

- Harrison Ford is getting too old for this shit.
- Shia LeBouf is a pussy.
- George Lucas.
- No Indiana Jones-type humour.
- The last third of the movie.

Save yourself the money. Rent or buy any of the first 3 Indiana Jones movies again, or get any of the Star Wars Episodes from 4 to 6.

Or watch an Indiana Jones film, then a Star Wars one for that authentic "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" experience!

Or go see Iron Man.

I hear that movie's awesome.