Mar 02, 2005 19:37
Daniel K Kobs: you damn muppet
DirtyFlaug: you damn cow
Daniel K Kobs: you damn hair monger
DirtyFlaug: you damn garbage disposal
Daniel K Kobs: you damn goatee
DirtyFlaug: you damn pile of unwashed clothes on a dirtyrack
Daniel K Kobs: you damn jim carrey impersonator
DirtyFlaug: hey dan stouffers called....they want their lasagna back....friggin garfield
Daniel K Kobs: hahaha
Daniel K Kobs: hey flaug, janitor called, he said he needed his mop back... i think he thought you were wearing it on your head
DirtyFlaug: hey dan eyedoctors called, said you need glasses cause my hair is half the length of your pubic hair
Daniel K Kobs: hey flaug, dick jauron called. He wanted to tell you Sweet Defense.
DirtyFlaug: hey dan, amelia called, she wants her lips and tongue back
Daniel K Kobs: i hate you
Daniel K Kobs: that was low
DirtyFlaug: hahaha
DirtyFlaug: hahaha
Daniel K Kobs: wait
Daniel K Kobs: i got it
Daniel K Kobs: hey flaug, WHO GOT KICKED OUTTA NEWSPAPER!?!?!?!
Daniel K Kobs: Hey donnie, what level are you. I'M LEVEL EFFING 10
DirtyFlaug: hey dan, oprah called, she wants her tits back
Daniel K Kobs: hey flaug, bonus.com e-mailed me. they said it's a good thing you can't play on that site 'cuz you suck too bad at those games compared to dan kobs.
DirtyFlaug: hey dan, that was a good plot but your too fat to have made it sound smooth
Daniel K Kobs: hey flaug, last time i checked most round things are smooth
DirtyFlaug: hey dan you're smoother than steve erkel hitten on britney spears after eatin a bucket of shrimp and beans
Daniel K Kobs: hey flaug, at least what i say is smoother than how german sounds.
DirtyFlaug: german will kill you and your unsmooth capabilities
Daniel K Kobs: haha
Daniel K Kobs: phelm isn't smooth
Daniel K Kobs: and that's a requirment to speak the dirty deutsch
DirtyFlaug: traum weite
DirtyFlaug: im goin
DirtyFlaug: later gator
DirtyFlaug: good ass talkin
Daniel K Kobs: after while crocidile
Daniel K Kobs: crocodile*
Daniel K Kobs: idk what the fuck it is
Daniel K Kobs: damn english classes
DirtyFlaug: ha