Contrary to popular opinion, sleep has meant that my eye's gone from roughly Alvin Futa to Pao Mellon. Hopefully that means as much to you as to me! It looks so natural actually... And I don't really blame the sleep, it could have been going to do this anyway... *sigh*
The really annoying thing is that I physically can't make my face symmetrical because I can't make my upper eyelid on my other eye come down that far - interestingly it's the lower eyelid that does most of the work.
Edit: I look like I've gotten into some kind of bar-room brawl and punched in the eye. That would have been a more understandably bad party...
My head was slightly tilted, my right eye isn't naturally slanted. And I'm not raising my eyebrow on purpose on the other one - it's so swollen that it's been forced up.
I guess it doesn't really look that bad, like I say, I call it 'pretty' conjunctivitis, but you can't fake that - I can't physically make my upper eyelid go that low without moving my lower eyelid or using my fingers. And yes, it's painful.
Sorry, I'm sure nobody needs to know this stuff, but I like musing on odd things. And looking a little bit asian :)