blow it out yer asss
so im babysitting right now and the parents have a full collection of maxim and playboy magazines.. the models arent good, they need to shave.
okay so lauren and i went to the shorthills mall today. i got burberry cologne that i'm probably gonna give ralph because its cologne lol. but then i smelled it and i think i'm gonna be selfish and keep it for myself. i also got tommy hilfiger true star perfume, the one with beyonce on it. and then i got some fragance from abercrombie and fitch. thats all for the fragrances.
i got an el tigre shirt, a baby phat shirt, a juicy shirt, and some tank top. i also got a pair of hardtails, and these cute ugg looking slippers from BP. i got an awesome bag too. oh and i got two sequin headbands and a burberry scarf. i dont know if i got anything else
the designer purses werent chained up like the ones in the freehold mall. i wanted to take all of them and run like hell. i shouldve. damnit..
lauren and i were walking past the burberry store and smelled pizza and we tried to follow our senses but walked in the opposite direction and couldnt smell it anymore. since lauren is lauren, she walked up to a big security dude standing near the entrance in some store and goes:
lauren: excuse me wheres the food court?
big security dude: we dont have a food court, theres just random restaurants every now and then.
lauren: okay well i smell pizza, so youre lying.
big security dude: oh well uh.. make a left at burberry and you'll see a sbarros.
lauren: k.
so we ate our pizza and she thanked him afterwards. she intimidated a big security dude. he got served.
i'm gonna go eat everything in this house that isn't mine. i miss lauren.
p.s - i just read that using ribbed condoms can rip the inside of the vaginal location. thats gross. bye.
okay so lauren and i went to the shorthills mall today. i got burberry cologne that i'm probably gonna give ralph because its cologne lol. but then i smelled it and i think i'm gonna be selfish and keep it for myself. i also got tommy hilfiger true star perfume, the one with beyonce on it. and then i got some fragance from abercrombie and fitch. thats all for the fragrances.
i got an el tigre shirt, a baby phat shirt, a juicy shirt, and some tank top. i also got a pair of hardtails, and these cute ugg looking slippers from BP. i got an awesome bag too. oh and i got two sequin headbands and a burberry scarf. i dont know if i got anything else
the designer purses werent chained up like the ones in the freehold mall. i wanted to take all of them and run like hell. i shouldve. damnit..
lauren and i were walking past the burberry store and smelled pizza and we tried to follow our senses but walked in the opposite direction and couldnt smell it anymore. since lauren is lauren, she walked up to a big security dude standing near the entrance in some store and goes:
lauren: excuse me wheres the food court?
big security dude: we dont have a food court, theres just random restaurants every now and then.
lauren: okay well i smell pizza, so youre lying.
big security dude: oh well uh.. make a left at burberry and you'll see a sbarros.
lauren: k.
so we ate our pizza and she thanked him afterwards. she intimidated a big security dude. he got served.
i'm gonna go eat everything in this house that isn't mine. i miss lauren.
p.s - i just read that using ribbed condoms can rip the inside of the vaginal location. thats gross. bye.