Laurel: Jamie Oliver; Dart: KFC

[mzrowan]

After campaigning for healthier school meals in Britain (and winning), he's now starting on "Hamburger Helper syndrome" -- when people buy seemingly-cheap (but actually expensive compared to buying the comparable ingredients) crap because they don't know how to prepare even basic meals.

Meanwhile, in the US, KFC is trying to convince the population of exactly the opposite. I want to smack them.