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YO, GUESS WHAT HOOKERS? I THINK I'VE MENTIONED THIS, BUT I IS IN POSSESSION OF A TWITTER: http://twitter.com/mzmtiger
YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT, BECAUSE SOMETIMES I STAY UP REALLY LATE AND TWEET EPIC SHIT. AND SOMETIMES I DO THAT DURING NORMAL BUSINESS HOURS TOO. I'M ALSO NOW FOLLOWING JUSTIN BIEBER, CAUSE I'M ACTUALLY THAT COOL AND HE HAS PERFECT HAIR. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT YOU PROSTITUTES SAY, IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS SCULPTED BY THE LOVE CHILD OF MICHEANGELO (SHIT I HOPE THAT'S SPELLED RIGHT) AND SOME OTHER REALLY AWESOME SCULPTURE, OR MAYBE JESUS. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY DONE BY THE SAME GUY WHO DOES J-GROFF'S HAIR.
PLUS, YOU'LL GET TO SEE ONE SIDE OF THE UBER DOPE CONVERSATIONS I HAVE WITH MY UBER DOPE FRIENDS. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE PARTY HOES. WE DON'T HAVE ANY BEVERAGES TO OFFER YOU, BUT I SAY. EPIC. SHIT. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
IT'S SORT OF WHAT THIS WOULD BE WITHOUT STEROIDS. I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW ELSE TO PUT IT. I'M GETTING OUT OF PRACTICE WITH TAGGING TOO. I WILL WORK ON THIS.
STOP READING MY STUPID THOUGHTS AND GO READ TERRY PRATCHETT INSTEAD HOOKERS. MOIST VON LIPWIG FOR LIFE.
I sort of apologize for insinuating several times throughout this post that you readers are sexually promiscuous and also that you will trade sexual favors for money. But I totes warned you in my profile that it would happen, so don't be offended.
BUT O M JESUS, I SPELLED BOTH INSINUATING AND PROMISCUOUS RIGHT IN ONE GUESS. BOW BEFORE MY EPIC SPELLING POWERS. ALSO, DON'T JUDGE ME THAT I LIKE THE WORD TOTES. YOU KNOW YOU DO TOO HOOKERS.
YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT, BECAUSE SOMETIMES I STAY UP REALLY LATE AND TWEET EPIC SHIT. AND SOMETIMES I DO THAT DURING NORMAL BUSINESS HOURS TOO. I'M ALSO NOW FOLLOWING JUSTIN BIEBER, CAUSE I'M ACTUALLY THAT COOL AND HE HAS PERFECT HAIR. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT YOU PROSTITUTES SAY, IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS SCULPTED BY THE LOVE CHILD OF MICHEANGELO (SHIT I HOPE THAT'S SPELLED RIGHT) AND SOME OTHER REALLY AWESOME SCULPTURE, OR MAYBE JESUS. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY DONE BY THE SAME GUY WHO DOES J-GROFF'S HAIR.
PLUS, YOU'LL GET TO SEE ONE SIDE OF THE UBER DOPE CONVERSATIONS I HAVE WITH MY UBER DOPE FRIENDS. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE PARTY HOES. WE DON'T HAVE ANY BEVERAGES TO OFFER YOU, BUT I SAY. EPIC. SHIT. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
IT'S SORT OF WHAT THIS WOULD BE WITHOUT STEROIDS. I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW ELSE TO PUT IT. I'M GETTING OUT OF PRACTICE WITH TAGGING TOO. I WILL WORK ON THIS.
STOP READING MY STUPID THOUGHTS AND GO READ TERRY PRATCHETT INSTEAD HOOKERS. MOIST VON LIPWIG FOR LIFE.
I sort of apologize for insinuating several times throughout this post that you readers are sexually promiscuous and also that you will trade sexual favors for money. But I totes warned you in my profile that it would happen, so don't be offended.
BUT O M JESUS, I SPELLED BOTH INSINUATING AND PROMISCUOUS RIGHT IN ONE GUESS. BOW BEFORE MY EPIC SPELLING POWERS. ALSO, DON'T JUDGE ME THAT I LIKE THE WORD TOTES. YOU KNOW YOU DO TOO HOOKERS.