Aaaand here we go, episode spoilers behind the cut.
And we start with Tina filming Blaine sans permission, and then showing everyone (when he's clearly not okay with this!) including their teacher, who is totally fine with this public humiliation and disrespect of privacy. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu.
"Twerking did start in Atlanta, in the club scene, but it is global now."
"Twerking in my bedroom since I was six to Miss Beyonce."
I am pretty sure drastic hair changes are usually something one okay's with the costume department / director first, if what I remember of my drama-club friends in highschool is true. It's also true that wigs exist, so.
"The Great McKinley Gender Bathroom Riot of 2013" THAT DID NOT GO WHERE I EXPECTED.
...RACHEL WORE A WIG TO TEST IT OUT OMG CLEVER GIRL I LOVE YOU.
Of course will loves Blurred Lines.
And for this number they've got non-Glee clubs students, including Cheerios, and non-Cheerios.
"You do know that Blurred Lines is a song about date rape, don't you?"
Pls don't get a tattoo while drunk/buzzed.
"OOOOOOH MY GOD I HAVE ABSOLUTE NONESENSE WRITTEN ON ME PERMANENTLY." I am mean and laughing too much.
oh no oh no oh no
that was scary
"Captain America." "Dr. Martin Luther King."
Sue uses the right name, wrong pronoun for Unique.
"What? It's convenient. Jeez, get your priorities straight."
Nice of that tattoo artist to offer to fix it for free after Kurt was rude.
Bree actually pointed out the no-bully-zone poster.
Mr. Schue actually just did a good, and practical thing for Unique.
WHERE DID THAT XYLOPHONE COME FROM.
IT'S GOT BETTE MIDLER.
Secret tattooooooooooooooooo
Okay, so I don't always make out lyrics so good, but the last lyrics were song softly by Marley, and they were
"Hold me close, we're losing time, hold me close, we're falling to the ground."
And in light of some of the discussion on tumblr of the timeline, the magic, Finn slowing down time, and his death, those lyrics stood out to me.