Love Love Love
Liveblogging Glee S5E1 Love Love Love.
So Rachel started singing Yesterday and I can't stop thinking Finn's not dead yet but oh god they recorded these episode after Cory's death I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about that.
Trying not to cry in the lobby of my apartment building.
Are they gonna mention at all that Ringo wasn't the original drummer.
Blaine, Tina, Unique all in the same color range of orange/pink/salmon? Artie and Marley in yellow.
Kitty, was that a genuine giggle? "No wonder Tina broke up with you. And Brittany and Sugar and the girl in the wheelchair with the disturbingly massive boobs."
So like is that a combo insult-compliment of "girls keep dumping you, but on the other hand you've gotten with them in the first place."
OH FUCK I LOVE THIS SONG. BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR, YES I'M GONNA BE A STAR, AND MAYBE I LOVE YOU BEEP BEEP M BEEP BEEP YEAH
Most of the kids are going solo in the bumper cars, Artie & Kitty are on a date and in a car together, while the other duo is Marley & Unique. Solo driver boys are Ryder, Jake, Blaine, Sam, while Tina is the only girl driving solo.
Okay so that Cheerio had a speaking part does that mean they'll be a regular?
Artie you matter.
"Don't tell him you're Jewish or black." HEY-OH UNDENIABLE REFERENCE TO MULTIRACIAL RACHEL BERRY.
Excuse me Kurt's wearing a purple shirt and green camo pants and the outfit reminds me of the Incredible Hulk.
Who's "Bethany and Jason" I don't know this reference. Or the other couples Blaine mentioned.
"Which is why I prepared something." OH MY GAWD BOYS.
Kurt bipped the marching band uniform helmet giant feather thingies as he passed them by.
Kurt and Blaine just stood on a table in the middle of the lunch court, after singing to each other with the help of the marching band, that was a hands on each other full smoochy kiss, and there was cheering.
Okay so Becky turned herself in and is suspended for a month.
Principal Sue Sylvester. After framing Figgins. Last time she'd gotten him sick. Before that was the framing & blackmail, though that was just to get her job back, not be Principal.
Figgins is a janitor now? Like Will briefly was in season one?
...did Sam just slap Blaine's tush?
"And I still think you're too young." thank you Artie.
"I'm gonna say thank you. But butt the hellz out." YESGOOD YAY YES.
NO RACHEL HONEY DON'T TAKE THAT TABLE DON'T TALK TO THEM ABORT ABORT ABORT.
Okay wait we established earlier that the waitstaff at this diner regularly does show numbers okay. Okay.
That was a fun number.
Schuester, is that a zip-up vest? I...I don't know what to think of this.
Tina. Tina. BOUNDARIES WOMAN.
Did you just call him Arthur.
Blaine honey ssssshhh this is not your moment.
Maaaaaaaybe Kitty wasn't ever gonna come out about her and Artie (how close to graduation are they anyway?) or maybe she was, but either way she knows how to play a room when someone tips her hand.
That is totally not the reason Mike and Tina broke up don't be dicks.
three-way-high-five "Guys this isn't about the cakes I know how good they are." THIS SHOW I CAN'T.
BECKRETARY.
"Black John Lennon." "Half-black."
This reminds me of the Just Beiber Experience from season two. MARLEY BB U ARE RIDIC ILU.
I don't know what to do with "Least gay and least Asian."
"I know you're driving me to my 'surprise proposal'." okay I am REALLY GLAD KURT KNEW.
All of the Hummel family feels ALL OF THEM.
Kurt's in a blue suit with a purple shirt, and a heart over his breast pocket. Blaine's in yellow, and has been for most of the episode.
"Will you marry me" THE VIDEO CUT OUT WAS IT SUPPOSED TO??? checking other vid...
OKAY OTHER VID INCLUDES THE YES.
(you're allowed to have a long engagement that is allowed it's okay)
So Rachel started singing Yesterday and I can't stop thinking Finn's not dead yet but oh god they recorded these episode after Cory's death I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about that.
Trying not to cry in the lobby of my apartment building.
Are they gonna mention at all that Ringo wasn't the original drummer.
Blaine, Tina, Unique all in the same color range of orange/pink/salmon? Artie and Marley in yellow.
Kitty, was that a genuine giggle? "No wonder Tina broke up with you. And Brittany and Sugar and the girl in the wheelchair with the disturbingly massive boobs."
So like is that a combo insult-compliment of "girls keep dumping you, but on the other hand you've gotten with them in the first place."
OH FUCK I LOVE THIS SONG. BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR, YES I'M GONNA BE A STAR, AND MAYBE I LOVE YOU BEEP BEEP M BEEP BEEP YEAH
Most of the kids are going solo in the bumper cars, Artie & Kitty are on a date and in a car together, while the other duo is Marley & Unique. Solo driver boys are Ryder, Jake, Blaine, Sam, while Tina is the only girl driving solo.
Okay so that Cheerio had a speaking part does that mean they'll be a regular?
Artie you matter.
"Don't tell him you're Jewish or black." HEY-OH UNDENIABLE REFERENCE TO MULTIRACIAL RACHEL BERRY.
Excuse me Kurt's wearing a purple shirt and green camo pants and the outfit reminds me of the Incredible Hulk.
Who's "Bethany and Jason" I don't know this reference. Or the other couples Blaine mentioned.
"Which is why I prepared something." OH MY GAWD BOYS.
Kurt bipped the marching band uniform helmet giant feather thingies as he passed them by.
Kurt and Blaine just stood on a table in the middle of the lunch court, after singing to each other with the help of the marching band, that was a hands on each other full smoochy kiss, and there was cheering.
Okay so Becky turned herself in and is suspended for a month.
Principal Sue Sylvester. After framing Figgins. Last time she'd gotten him sick. Before that was the framing & blackmail, though that was just to get her job back, not be Principal.
Figgins is a janitor now? Like Will briefly was in season one?
...did Sam just slap Blaine's tush?
"And I still think you're too young." thank you Artie.
"I'm gonna say thank you. But butt the hellz out." YESGOOD YAY YES.
NO RACHEL HONEY DON'T TAKE THAT TABLE DON'T TALK TO THEM ABORT ABORT ABORT.
Okay wait we established earlier that the waitstaff at this diner regularly does show numbers okay. Okay.
That was a fun number.
Schuester, is that a zip-up vest? I...I don't know what to think of this.
Tina. Tina. BOUNDARIES WOMAN.
Did you just call him Arthur.
Blaine honey ssssshhh this is not your moment.
Maaaaaaaybe Kitty wasn't ever gonna come out about her and Artie (how close to graduation are they anyway?) or maybe she was, but either way she knows how to play a room when someone tips her hand.
That is totally not the reason Mike and Tina broke up don't be dicks.
three-way-high-five "Guys this isn't about the cakes I know how good they are." THIS SHOW I CAN'T.
BECKRETARY.
"Black John Lennon." "Half-black."
This reminds me of the Just Beiber Experience from season two. MARLEY BB U ARE RIDIC ILU.
I don't know what to do with "Least gay and least Asian."
"I know you're driving me to my 'surprise proposal'." okay I am REALLY GLAD KURT KNEW.
All of the Hummel family feels ALL OF THEM.
Kurt's in a blue suit with a purple shirt, and a heart over his breast pocket. Blaine's in yellow, and has been for most of the episode.
"Will you marry me" THE VIDEO CUT OUT WAS IT SUPPOSED TO??? checking other vid...
OKAY OTHER VID INCLUDES THE YES.
(you're allowed to have a long engagement that is allowed it's okay)