Strange Sex Laws
In Oxford, Ohio it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a a man's picture.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C., is the missionary position. Any other sexual positionis illegal.
Another law in Helena, Mont., mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least 3 pounds, 2 ounces of clothing.
It is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the steps of any6 curch after the sun goes down" in Birmingham, England.
In Texas, only a "registered pharmacist" may sell condums or other contraceptives "on the streets or other public places." Not even physicians! Anyone who tries this will be severely prosecuted for the dire act of "unlawfully practicing."
In Rhode Island, unmarried people can't have sex. However, if caught, the lovers are fined only $10 dollars apiece.
In Oblong, III., it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
In Merryville, Mo., women are prohibited from wearing corsests because "the privilege of the admiring of the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young womans hould not be denied to the norma, red-blooded American male."
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England--but only in trpical-fish stores.
In hotels in Sioux Falls, S.D., every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minium of 2 feet apart when a couple rents the room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.
In Buckfeild, Main, no taxi driver "will be allowed" to charge a fare to any passendger who gives him sexual favors in return for a ride home from a nightclub or other "establishment which serves alcoholic beverages," or any "places of business" selling liquor."
Bozeman, Mont., has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown--if they're nude.
Can you believe this Kentucky state law? "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this sate unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."
In Cali, Columbia, a woman may have sex only with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons in Florida.
Coeur d'Alene Idaho, police arn't allowed to walk up and knock on a car window. Any offers who suspects that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times, and wait approximately 2 minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
In Willowdale, Ore., it's illegal for a husband ot curse or swear during lovemaking. But a wife is allowed to whisper the identical naughty words in hger hubby's ear while in the act.
In Hastings, Neb., no couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude.
In the state of washington, there is a law against havnig sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyo., specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a stores walk-in meat freezer.
The penalty for pleasuring oneslef in Indonesia is decapitation.
In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
In Ames, Iowa, a man isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with a woman.
It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. (The funny thing about this one folks is this: someone must have done this in order for them to have made a law to ban it)
Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio, because a man might see the relfection of something "he oughtn't"!
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minn. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
In Connorsville, Wis., it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
A Maryland law explicitly states: "Every person who shall be convicted of taking into his or her mouth the sexual organ of any other person or animal, or who shall be convicted of plaxing his or her xexual organ in the mouth of any other person or animal, shall be fined."
In Fairbanks, Alaska, a moose cannot have sex on the city streets.
In Harrisburg, Pa., female toll collectors can't engage in sex with a truck driver in the confines of a booth.
In Romboch, Va., it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C., is the missionary position. Any other sexual positionis illegal.
Another law in Helena, Mont., mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least 3 pounds, 2 ounces of clothing.
It is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the steps of any6 curch after the sun goes down" in Birmingham, England.
In Texas, only a "registered pharmacist" may sell condums or other contraceptives "on the streets or other public places." Not even physicians! Anyone who tries this will be severely prosecuted for the dire act of "unlawfully practicing."
In Rhode Island, unmarried people can't have sex. However, if caught, the lovers are fined only $10 dollars apiece.
In Oblong, III., it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
In Merryville, Mo., women are prohibited from wearing corsests because "the privilege of the admiring of the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young womans hould not be denied to the norma, red-blooded American male."
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England--but only in trpical-fish stores.
In hotels in Sioux Falls, S.D., every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minium of 2 feet apart when a couple rents the room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.
In Buckfeild, Main, no taxi driver "will be allowed" to charge a fare to any passendger who gives him sexual favors in return for a ride home from a nightclub or other "establishment which serves alcoholic beverages," or any "places of business" selling liquor."
Bozeman, Mont., has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown--if they're nude.
Can you believe this Kentucky state law? "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this sate unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."
In Cali, Columbia, a woman may have sex only with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons in Florida.
Coeur d'Alene Idaho, police arn't allowed to walk up and knock on a car window. Any offers who suspects that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times, and wait approximately 2 minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
In Willowdale, Ore., it's illegal for a husband ot curse or swear during lovemaking. But a wife is allowed to whisper the identical naughty words in hger hubby's ear while in the act.
In Hastings, Neb., no couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude.
In the state of washington, there is a law against havnig sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyo., specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a stores walk-in meat freezer.
The penalty for pleasuring oneslef in Indonesia is decapitation.
In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
In Ames, Iowa, a man isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with a woman.
It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. (The funny thing about this one folks is this: someone must have done this in order for them to have made a law to ban it)
Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio, because a man might see the relfection of something "he oughtn't"!
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minn. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
In Connorsville, Wis., it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
A Maryland law explicitly states: "Every person who shall be convicted of taking into his or her mouth the sexual organ of any other person or animal, or who shall be convicted of plaxing his or her xexual organ in the mouth of any other person or animal, shall be fined."
In Fairbanks, Alaska, a moose cannot have sex on the city streets.
In Harrisburg, Pa., female toll collectors can't engage in sex with a truck driver in the confines of a booth.
In Romboch, Va., it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.