Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I gave
twilightfaerie a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Saturday I set
manda_x_star's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Thursday
arentufabulous and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week I punched
words_of_donz in the arm (-10 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-21 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
mzazalea