Ding dong the witch is dead?
So the wicked witch of white chocolate was in last night. I last wrote about her white a while ago. Basically, she is a b*%ch on wheels with a matching scary doll of a daughter. She hasn't changed her make-up style in at least 40 years. Blue eyeshadow, Heavy black eyebrow pencil and eye liner, and fake eyelashes.
Her deal is basically that every single item she buys must be perfect in color shape and form, I am not making this up, or she wants it free. She is one of the really pesky customers that has figured out about our liberal return and sample policy, and milks it for all she is worth.
The really good part is that SHE DIDN"T COME THROUGH MY LINE! *drops to knees and praises, umm, something*
The amusing part is that I got to witness all of the drama, because she was in the line on the other side of me.
They had already returned a watermelon that they thought didn't look right. Then they both spent a good five minutes deciding which pack of pierogies to get rid of, because it had less onions. I noticed 3 different boxes that were marked no charge, I am sure the grocery guys want to kick her white haired butt down the aisle.
She counted her money 4 times (singles) to make sure she didn't hand April (poor April) any extra. (we have very strict over/short rules, she neddn't of bothered).
Then witch two and witch one stood at the end of the checkout stand going over the receipt with a fine tooth comb. Well, wouldn't you know it, the whipped cream had an old sign, 3.49 and it rang up 3.69. So they got that free too.
They paid by check. They run a modeling school. Shudder.
Her deal is basically that every single item she buys must be perfect in color shape and form, I am not making this up, or she wants it free. She is one of the really pesky customers that has figured out about our liberal return and sample policy, and milks it for all she is worth.
The really good part is that SHE DIDN"T COME THROUGH MY LINE! *drops to knees and praises, umm, something*
The amusing part is that I got to witness all of the drama, because she was in the line on the other side of me.
They had already returned a watermelon that they thought didn't look right. Then they both spent a good five minutes deciding which pack of pierogies to get rid of, because it had less onions. I noticed 3 different boxes that were marked no charge, I am sure the grocery guys want to kick her white haired butt down the aisle.
She counted her money 4 times (singles) to make sure she didn't hand April (poor April) any extra. (we have very strict over/short rules, she neddn't of bothered).
Then witch two and witch one stood at the end of the checkout stand going over the receipt with a fine tooth comb. Well, wouldn't you know it, the whipped cream had an old sign, 3.49 and it rang up 3.69. So they got that free too.
They paid by check. They run a modeling school. Shudder.