can't i crochet my way out?

[mz_golightly]

and i thought crocheting a scarf was tough?
who knew girls could be such drama.
oh, wait.
i went to an all-girls school.
i should have seen this coming.
and just for the public to know.
telling the truth later can be spun (worse that bill o'reilly's the factor) into being propaganda.

why can't this all just go away.
why can't i be alone.
in alaska.
or a convent.
jesus is looking awfully hot.