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so there was a cane's company christmas party tonight at a bar downtown. i didnt go (wow surprise lol) and there was an after party everyone told me about. keg party..complete with ky-jelly wrestling! whooo! these people just get kinkier i swear. they are the most immoral human beings i have ever met, yet somehow they are also the nicest and most cheerful people at the same time. getting drunk is as natural as walking, they think nothing of it and do it all the time. its sad.
here's a conversation i had with one of my co-workers while making coleslaw:
"ugh crap i have to go to another party tonight..now I've got 3 to go to"
"so don't go to some"
"yea, and ill have a hangover in the morning, that sucks"
"..so don't go then if you don't want a hangover, they're not fun i hear"
"yea i know, you're right..they suck."
"ok so then just don't go..you don't have to get a hangover"
"i know, but there are free drinks so I can't pass that up!!"
..wow..
common sense has left the building folks!
*standing ovation*
let me introduce my next guest..logic!
here's a conversation i had with one of my co-workers while making coleslaw:
"ugh crap i have to go to another party tonight..now I've got 3 to go to"
"so don't go to some"
"yea, and ill have a hangover in the morning, that sucks"
"..so don't go then if you don't want a hangover, they're not fun i hear"
"yea i know, you're right..they suck."
"ok so then just don't go..you don't have to get a hangover"
"i know, but there are free drinks so I can't pass that up!!"
..wow..
common sense has left the building folks!
*standing ovation*
let me introduce my next guest..logic!