A Littel late, but the story needs to be told...
Last Saturday my family and I went across the street to our lesbian neighbors after wedding party. It was fun, and my mom spilled champaign on me, twice.
When they're about to cut the cake, the couple gives a little speech....
"Yes, we've had our hardships over the past years, but finally we get to celebrate like the loving husband and wife we are!"
Applause, a wipe of a teer. All the family is there, and supporting neighbors.
"And since none of you were able to come to the reception, we mad sure to invite you all here on avery special day......It's the beginning of my second trimester!!!"
Roar of gasps and applause and screams fill the room. Everyone's happy.
My 85 year old neighbor, Chet, is giddy and excited, buy looks a little confused.
He turns to my dad and yells in his ear..
"What happened?"
"They're having a baby!"
"Oh!!!"
Clapping, screaming still caring on...
Chet once again looks at my dad...
"What?"
"They're going to have a baby!"
He repeats ever the loud noises...
Chet seems to finally understand....
Then he turns to the person next to him and says with a sarcastic jocking manner..
"Don says they're having a baby!"
The person replies...
"Yes! Isn't it wonderful?!!!!"
Chet's still a little lost.
"Oh, you mean in a dish?"
Old people rock.
When they're about to cut the cake, the couple gives a little speech....
"Yes, we've had our hardships over the past years, but finally we get to celebrate like the loving husband and wife we are!"
Applause, a wipe of a teer. All the family is there, and supporting neighbors.
"And since none of you were able to come to the reception, we mad sure to invite you all here on avery special day......It's the beginning of my second trimester!!!"
Roar of gasps and applause and screams fill the room. Everyone's happy.
My 85 year old neighbor, Chet, is giddy and excited, buy looks a little confused.
He turns to my dad and yells in his ear..
"What happened?"
"They're having a baby!"
"Oh!!!"
Clapping, screaming still caring on...
Chet once again looks at my dad...
"What?"
"They're going to have a baby!"
He repeats ever the loud noises...
Chet seems to finally understand....
Then he turns to the person next to him and says with a sarcastic jocking manner..
"Don says they're having a baby!"
The person replies...
"Yes! Isn't it wonderful?!!!!"
Chet's still a little lost.
"Oh, you mean in a dish?"
Old people rock.