The Pin Anon-CommentFic Exchange: The Second
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THE SECOND
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"So, that young lady you were...with...last week....when can I meet her?" Mrs. Yamashita asked.
Pi choked on a piece of carrot.
"W...what?" he said, scrambling to think until his mind finally came up with the awful night she was referring to (he had tried to forget but it conveniently resurfaced when she mentioned it).
"Oh...her....well...she's quite shy," he said, pounding on his chest to try to dislodge the bit of carrot.
For the moment, she was occupied with the fact that her son was choking and let the question lie, but she wouldn't forget.
If he was so evasive, she intended to get to the bottom of this- what was he hiding?
Was she a yakuza heir?
An illegitimate European princess?
The list was endless (Pi always argued his mother watched too many American soap operas and dramas- he was right).
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For the next three weeks, Mrs. Yamashita was constantly trying to catch the couple in the act- but she failed over and over.
Pi began to become suspicious when she showed up for the fourth time in one week claiming her washing machine had broken and she needed to use his.
She never caught the girl again, it was always just Jin lying on his couch or Ryo playing video games (he was tiny and adorable, she thought), never anyone else.
She thought she had caught him once, but it had just ended up being Tegoshi in a pink sweater (who she apologized profusely too and later baked muffins for- she had called him a girl and said it was so nice to finally meet Pi's girlfriend).
For a moment she thought perhaps she had imagined the entire thing, but then around a month after the initial shocking incident, she caught a glimpse of the same girl leaving Tomo's apartment when she was driving over to return an English book he had lent her.
"Excuse me, young lady," she tried to stop the fleeing blonde girl, but did not succeed.
She had no idea how the girl ran so fast in four-inch heels, but her suspicions were confirmed that something was up.
And she intended to get to the bottom of it.
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"Your mom chased me last night," Jin said, furrowing his brow.
Ryo choked on his popcorn. "Dude, what?"
Pi glared at Ryo. "Shut the fuck up, man," he said, saving himself the onslaught of "your mom" jokes Ryo had been saving for an occasion like this.
Ryo pouted inthe corner of the couch.
"No seriously, she was like Young lady, come here," he said, grumbling while shoving another mouthful of Chunky Monkey down his throat.
"Uh...this is getting too weird, you lovebirds have fun," Ryo said quickly, having been sent a text by Koyama to come hang out with Tego and him at the ramen shop (which was far preferable to this awkward third-wheeledness).
Jin saw him off with a one-fingered salute.
Pi stared at the floor, trying to come up with a plan.
He had nothing.
"Well just tell her the she-devil broke your heart and she won't be coming back," Jin said, shrugging.
"But I LIKE Jinnifer and I want her to come back," Pi pouted.
"Jinnifer can take many forms," Jin drawled, running his finger up and down the back of Pi's neck.
Pi shivered and grinned.
"I think you might be onto something," he said.
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The next time Pi's mother came over, Pi knew ahead of time- she wanted to have a pizza night with him and Rina, so she was going to pick him up due to his car being in the shop.
Mrs. Yamashita barely had time to register what was happening before a flurry of blonde hair and sparkles rushed down the stairs leading to Tomo's apartment in tears, Tomo hot on her heels.
"SCREW YOU TOMOHISA!" the tall blonde girl screeched, crying as she threw something at him.
"But... you're the one that messed around with him!" Tomo protested, throwing his hands in the air as he dodged various thrown objects.
"GOODBYE!" was all the girl said, sniffling and chucking one last stuffed animal at him.
Mrs. Yamashita couldn't contain herself and rushed to Tomo's side as the girl fled.
"Oh Tomo, are you okay?" she said, patting his back and staring up into the face she knew wanted to crumple into tears but was being stoic. for her sake.
"I'm fine Mom, I just...let's just go okay," he said, his bottom lip wibbling a bit as he picked up the things the girl had thrown at him.
She-devil, Mrs. Yamashita thought. She was glad she had never met the little harlot.
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"So you are sure your mother won't ask to meet me again?" Jinnifer said, flicking a black strand of hair out of her face.
Pi highly approved of the new look. The dark hair framing her face made her eyes stand out, and the form-fitting black skirt hugging her curvaceous ass made his mouth dry. He never knew he had an OL fetish until that night, but boy did he have one.
"Of course not- you are a terrible woman who she is glad she never met," Pi said, running his hands lazily over the buttons marching up and down her white shirt.
"Ouch, that hurts," Jinnifer said, her lower lip jutting out.
"I'm sure she will like my new girlfriend even better, although I think she'd like my boyfriend better," Pi said, stroking Jinnifer's jawline lightly.
"Yamashita Tomohisa, are you asking me out on a proper date?" Jinnifer said into his shoulder, the words muffled.
Before this, they had just messed around a bit, nothing serious, just friends screwing around.
"Maybbbee~" he sang, and Jinnifer smiled.
"It better be good- you have ruined countless pairs of fishnets, and heels, and...." she was cut short by Pi kissing her.
"Is yakiniku ok?" he said with a grin.
"You are so predictable," Jinnifer laughed.
"One of us has to be," Pi shrugged.
Jinnifer chuckled and showed him her latest surprise.
Pi groaned.
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my favorite part was everything.
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Thank you so much Anon!!! Omg I loved this! I wasn't sure anyone would write this but I was pleasantly surprised when I saw that you had! I loved everything about this, I also loved all the cameos of the other guys(LOL at Pi's mom thinking Tego was a girl). Very funny and adorable and Pin getting all cozy together! I love Jinnifer and she doesn't get written enough in my opinion, I especially loved all the mentions of her curves ♥ ( I love me some fat Jin :D)
This was so great! Thanks again Anon!
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and Pin HAS to be together of course :3
I love fat!jin so much. Fat!Pin is my OT3.
I apologize for the fail, Mrs-->Ms. Yamashita XD I forgot!
Glad you liked it again- it was fun to write!
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love it!
thank you :)
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